This wonderful image comes from Carole, who has a never ending folder of Cover Snark contenders.
I feel like it’s been a while since we’ve had a cover hit all the snark bases:
- Distracting nipples
- Random baby
- Everything is on fire?
- Multiple fonts
- Photoshopped tattoos
- A bear
It’s very…busy, to say the least.
Comment below with your caption! Caption that cover however you wish! You can come up with a new title or tagline. Do all the pieces fit together like weird romance cover Megazord? Do you think the baby is a biker or a shifter?
The best captioner will receive a $10 bookstore credit to a book retailer of their choosing.
Standard disclaimers apply: We are not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Open to international residents where permitted by applicable law. Must be over 18. Give any tattoo ideas a second, and maybe a third, thought. Perhaps don’t tattoo a biohazard symbol above your crotch. Comments will close Friday January 24, 2019 around noon ET, and a winner will be announced shortly thereafter.
Good luck!
Winner update:
Congratulations to Luce:
Biker and baby: innocent victims of a lab accident. One became a bear shifter, the other got IBS.
“Are you a working parent in search of a reliable sitter? Has your little Grumpy Gus managed to scare off his last three nannies with his eyes alone? And are you about to fire the new manny because he took Junior to Music Together on his Harley minus helmets, not to mention their shirts? Then look no further–Mamma Bear Childcare is the answer! Note: We’re closed for the winter.”
“This cover makes no sense and neither does the title.”
Resting Bear Face: Surprisingly enough, found on the baby.
All I can see here is that infant reincarnation of Curly Howard getting his butt robotically hosed. I guess it does make baby sitting a little less hands-on for Mr. Nippy while Mr. Bear preps for his photo shoot.
“You must never see me without makeup,” she told the young widower. Taken by her girlish modesty, he agreed…but now, by the cold light of day, he realizes his mistake: his new bride is a bear!!! And she wants to babysit his son…
I know it’s past the deadline, but…
Grumpy Cat’s reincarnation as a cover model was off to a bad start