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Remember that romance you read back in the day? Remember how she wore a blue dress? Remember how he could secretly talk to plants? Yeah? Is that all you remember?
Never fear! The Bitchery knows EVERYTHING, and we are here to Help a Bitch Out. Tell us everything you remember and commenters will work together to try and figure out a title and author you can take to the bookshop.
Not every HaBO has a happy ending, though—at least not yet! But you can help. Here are all the Unsolved Cases of bitches not yet helped. Take a look at the headlines and see if it one rings a bell. If you have more information, get in there and leave a comment!
If the case is cold, and the comments are closed, contact Sarah with the link to the post, and your “Colonel Mustard in the Ballroom with the Rope.”

Unsolved: Recent
- HaBO: Heroine Watches Hero Bathe in a River
- HaBO: Nerdy Ned
- HaBO: A Bowl of Cherries
- HaBO: Gold Rush
- HaBO: Journalist at a Romance Convention
- HaBO: Secret Agents Have Animal Nicknames
- HaBO: She Wants to Be a Skald
- HaBO: Veterans Renovate an Old Mansion
- HaBO: Werewolf Cop & Psychic Detective
- HaBO: She Reads
Solved! The Bitchery Knows All:
Prefer to know there's a happy ending? See all the cases you've solved!

Unsolved: Cold Case Files
- HaBO: Hero’s Boss is Also His Domme
- HaBO: Secret Ops Hero Named Ghost
- HaBO: Something a Bit Different
- HaBO: Hero Banishes Heroine to an Estate
- HaBO: Heroine Falls for Betrothed’s Grumpy, Reclusive Brother
- HaBO: She Inherited a Brownstone
- HaBO: Mercenary Heroine Discovers Shifters
- HaBO: Hot Author Owns a Beach Cottage
- HaBO: Jewelry Store Robbery
- HaBO: Wagon Train Prairie Masturbation
- HaBO: Olivia, Judith, & Annabelle
- HaBO: Hero Assesses Objects of Heroine’s Inheritance
- HaBO: The Linguist & the Virgin
- HaBO: Masked Man Teaches Heroine How to Be a Courtesan
- HaBO: Amnesia in Haven
- HaBO: Jewelry Sex Basement
- HaBO: They’re Selling What?!
- HaBO: Historical Holiday Novella with Ice Skating
- HaBO: Historical Twin Switcheroo
- HaBO: Elizabeth Woodville Inspo
- HaBO: Historical Where the Couple Meet at a Funeral
- HaBO: Pineapple Plantation, Yikes!
- HaBO: Snooping Heroine Becomes Ship’s Prisoner
- HaBO: Secretary to Convince Hero to Meet His Dad
- HaBO: Historical Hero Crushes on Adopted Sister
- HaBO: Wife Contest
- HaBO: Historical Heroine Wants to Make Their Marriage Work
- HaBO: They Open a Mechanic Shop Together
- HaBO: Max Has a Broken Leg
- HaBO: Married Couple Reunites After Napoleonic War
- HaBO: Theater Sex
- HaBO: He Builds Her an Art Studio
- HaBO: Snooping Governess
- HaBO: BDSM Romance with Knitter Heroine
- HaBO: Hero Named Peregrine
- HaBO: Lemon Juice Birth Control
- HaBO: Man’s Twin Takes Place of Heroine’s Dead Husband
- HaBO: Home Reno for a Wedding Venue
- HaBO: Old Skool Time Travel
- HaBO: Penny the Pirate