Elyse supplied this one! We all had some questions. What did she know? Did it have something to do with the creepy carousel horses in the background? Or is she just wondering whether or not she left her curling wand plugged in? She also looks like she should be viewed in 3D. Here are the rules for captioning that cover: Comment below with your caption! Caption that cover however you wish! You can come up with a … Continue reading Caption That Cover: What Did She Know?→
We’re back with another cover caption contest, especially because a lot of you may be in need of some books right now. Big thanks to Jenny for sending this cover in! From Jenny: I just can’t get past the photoshopped pumpkin cap on the baby. The poor thing. Sarah: For once, I think the dude and the baby were in the same photo, but that cap was very likely not. Tara: I want to see … Continue reading Caption That Cover: Pick a Pumpkin→
For this caption contest, we’re going Old Skool! This was sent in to us by Ashley for Cover Snark consideration. Here’s what Ashley said: I’m kind of afraid of the animal fur dress she’s wearing, but also will not lie to you. I’d probs wear it. It looks fun and warm. Once I stop looking at the dress though, I notice the man has no pants? So I’m glad he custom fashioned an absolute banger … Continue reading Caption That Cover: A Throwback→
This wonderful image comes from Carole, who has a never ending folder of Cover Snark contenders. I feel like it’s been a while since we’ve had a cover hit all the snark bases: Distracting nipples Random baby Everything is on fire? Multiple fonts Photoshopped tattoos A bear It’s very…busy, to say the least. Comment below with your caption! Caption that cover however you wish! You can come up with a new title or tagline. Do … Continue reading Caption That Cover: Wow→
I selected this cover for our latest caption contest because it generated a lot of discussion in the SBTB Slack chat. Thank you to Lara Diane for finding this gem. I also desperately wanted to include the discussion, so you’re even getting a mini Cover Snark in here! Tara: I’m hoping that’s a campfire pun. Sneezy: What brand of dumbass can convince someone to take off their shirt when it’s that cold? Never mind everything … Continue reading Caption That Cover: Touched by a Lumberjack Angel→
The caption contest is back and just in time for some late summer reading! Why are we bewaring the rich man? Is it because he’s about to ruin this woman’s perfectly good and probably expensive dress? Here are the rules for captioning that cover: Comment below with your caption! Caption that cover however you wish! You can come up with a new title or tagline. A winner will be randomly selected at the end of the contest! … Continue reading Caption That Cover: Beware!→
We have another caption cover contest for you all! I just need to know why they’re in this position. Is he nursing her? Did she just fall asleep? She’s also making this weird kissy face. Help me figure this out this cover! Here are the rules for captioning that cover: Comment below with your caption! Caption that cover however you wish! You can come up with a new title or tagline. A winner will be randomly selected … Continue reading Caption That Cover: His Pecs Broke Her Fall→
It’s time to CAPTION. THAT. COVER. You ready? When I saw this cover, I knew I had to show it to the masses, because who the heck sleeps like this? You’re essentially breathing in what the other person is breathing out. And their mouths are right at their noses. I can only hope they brushed their teeth before this. Here are the rules for captioning that cover: Comment below with your caption! Caption that cover however … Continue reading Caption That Cover: Sleep Kissing→
We have a very special Caption That Cover this month, sponsored by Robyn Bachar and her upcoming May 20th release, End Transmission: Firefly meets James Bond in this action-adventure romance set in an alternate future where the Cold War never ended… Maria Watson defied her family to join the Mombasa as Chief Engineer, finding her place among a ragtag fleet of pirates and privateers. Their latest mission left her with a price on her head and … Continue reading Caption That Cover: Social Justice in Space→
Ready for another caption contest? Ren sent this cover and here are their comments: It’s the most romantic embrace I’ve ever seen involving a man trying to stuff a woman down a drain feet first. I’ve also been trying to figure out if the heroine is topless and if the male cover model has a Lord of the Rings tattoo. Here are the rules for captioning that cover: Comment below with your caption! Caption that cover … Continue reading Caption That Cover: Tricks or Treats→
We’re back with another Caption That Cover! Yay! This cover was sent in to us by Lucy. Here’s what Lucy had to say: This book cover seems to have an oddly hypnotic effect – I would scroll past it, then back up again because I couldn’t quite believe what I was seeing. But it really is called “Them Back Dimples”. I can only assume the cover art was chosen in an attempt to live up … Continue reading Caption That Cover: Dimples Where?→
