Caption That Cover: Sleep Kissing

It’s time to CAPTION. THAT. COVER. You ready?

The Law of Attraction by N.M. Silber. A man and woman are lying in bed, but they have their noses and mouths lined up.

When I saw this cover, I knew I had to show it to the masses, because who the heck sleeps like this? You’re essentially breathing in what the other person is breathing out. And their mouths are right at their noses. I can only hope they brushed their teeth before this.

Here are the rules for captioning that cover:

Comment below with your caption! Caption that cover however you wish! You can come up with a new title or tagline. A winner will be randomly selected at the end of the contest!

The best captioner will receive a $10 bookstore credit to a book retailer of their choosing.

Standard disclaimers apply: We are not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Open to international residents where permitted by applicable law. Must be over 18. Please don’t try this at home. I doubt your partners and/or pets will enjoy this chokehold, mouth/nose sixty-nine. Sleep responsibly? Comments will close Friday May 24, 2019 around noon ET, and a winner will be announced shortly thereafter.

Good luck!

Winner update: Congratulations to Luce with this amazing tagline:

Sponsored by Altoids.

Thank you to all the commenters; there were some fantastic options. We’ll be back next month with another caption contest!

Comments are Closed

  1. Laura Williams says:

    Sleeping Headlocks: New sleeping positions for when your bed is twice the normal size and you have pent up subconscious aggression.

  2. Luce says:

    Sponsored by Altoids

  3. DiscoDollyDeb says:

    “Umm…I really don’t think this is how sixty-nine works.”

  4. Cheryl says:

    “Becky, did you suggest this position just because it’s easier to look at your phone?”

  5. Allison R. says:

    Remember, you can lick your friends, and you can lick your nose, but you can’t lick your friend’s nose.

  6. tangeria says:

    When allison ordered a rebreather from the internet, this wasn’t what she had in mind.

  7. Tina says:

    “I kissed a nose and I liked it …”

  8. Adele Buck says:

    HEADLOCKS FOR DUMMIES

  9. MelMc says:

    Mandi knew the fashion mafia was serious when she woke up to the mannequin head in her bed.

  10. Susie F says:

    Narcoleptic Wrestling Federation: Where ever pin comes with REM

  11. Susie F says:

    Dang typos! This one

    Narcoleptic Wrestling Federation: Where every pin comes with REM

  12. drewbird says:

    Ugh, I should have seen this coming – who plays twister with Elbows?

  13. Antipodean Shenanigans says:

    Kama Sutra position #152 was not the most successful.

  14. MommaBear says:

    Gee, your breath smells terrific!

  15. Darlynne says:

    Her: We’re caught in a trap.
    Him: I can’t walk out.
    Her: Because I’ve got you in a headlock, baby.
    Him: Why can’t you see …
    Her: Those tears aren’t real …
    Him: What you’re doing to me?
    Her: We can’t go on together.
    Him: Best 2 out of 3?

  16. Geralynn Ross says:

    Love Nose No Bounds, or When are you going to trim your nose hairs ?

  17. Sara says:

    Her eyes are open but his seem to be closed. Is she trying to freak him out? “You’re my Obsession”

  18. flchen1 says:

    In case you wake in need of immediate CPR… (position recommended by zero out of five first responders)

  19. Michael says:

    When they ordered the double bad special, they didn’t realise it was double long not double wide.

  20. Michael says:

    Dam auto correct that was double bed

  21. fullybooked says:

    politicians in love make really strange bedfellows

  22. Lora says:

    True love is smelling your partner’s chin

  23. Denise says:

    It’s a fight to the very last (bad) breath!

  24. MsCellanie says:

    “Peter, this really only works when you’re in costume and hanging from the fire escape. Here…well, it’s just weird.”

  25. Tanisha Bradford says:

    The air we breathe

  26. Lisa F says:

    “Oh baby, your chin smells terrific! What kind of cologne are you wearing?”

    “Drool!”

  27. Starling says:

    He’s a billionaire dentist with a terrible secret. Can he overcome his narcolepsy to finally win the one who got away?

  28. Bri says:

    Neither Kelly nor Jake had kissed anyone before, but they did watch Tobey Macguire’s Spiderman movie that one time and thought they got the basic idea…

  29. fullybooked says:

    Every Breath You Take I’ll Be Watching You

  30. April says:

    Gee, Your Lips Smell Terrific

  31. Kate says:

    “And then I pinch your nostril closed and blow in your mouth and the peas will fly right out of your nose…”

  32. Ash Dylan says:

    She nose how you taste

  33. Lori says:

    Who needs oxygen when you can breathe my carbon dioxide?

  34. Trix says:

    Dating a nostril fetishist can be exhausting!

  35. Nicolette says:

    Take my breath away (literally).

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