It’s time to CAPTION. THAT. COVER. You ready?
When I saw this cover, I knew I had to show it to the masses, because who the heck sleeps like this? You’re essentially breathing in what the other person is breathing out. And their mouths are right at their noses. I can only hope they brushed their teeth before this.
Here are the rules for captioning that cover:
Comment below with your caption! Caption that cover however you wish! You can come up with a new title or tagline. A winner will be randomly selected at the end of the contest!
The best captioner will receive a $10 bookstore credit to a book retailer of their choosing.
Standard disclaimers apply: We are not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Open to international residents where permitted by applicable law. Must be over 18. Please don’t try this at home. I doubt your partners and/or pets will enjoy this chokehold, mouth/nose sixty-nine. Sleep responsibly? Comments will close Friday May 24, 2019 around noon ET, and a winner will be announced shortly thereafter.
Good luck!
Winner update: Congratulations to Luce with this amazing tagline:
Sponsored by Altoids.
Thank you to all the commenters; there were some fantastic options. We’ll be back next month with another caption contest!
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“Umm…I really don’t think this is how sixty-nine works.”
“Becky, did you suggest this position just because it’s easier to look at your phone?”
Remember, you can lick your friends, and you can lick your nose, but you can’t lick your friend’s nose.
When allison ordered a rebreather from the internet, this wasn’t what she had in mind.
“I kissed a nose and I liked it …”
HEADLOCKS FOR DUMMIES
Mandi knew the fashion mafia was serious when she woke up to the mannequin head in her bed.
Narcoleptic Wrestling Federation: Where ever pin comes with REM
Dang typos! This one
Narcoleptic Wrestling Federation: Where every pin comes with REM
Ugh, I should have seen this coming – who plays twister with Elbows?
Kama Sutra position #152 was not the most successful.
Gee, your breath smells terrific!
Her: We’re caught in a trap.
Him: I can’t walk out.
Her: Because I’ve got you in a headlock, baby.
Him: Why can’t you see …
Her: Those tears aren’t real …
Him: What you’re doing to me?
Her: We can’t go on together.
Him: Best 2 out of 3?
Love Nose No Bounds, or When are you going to trim your nose hairs ?
Her eyes are open but his seem to be closed. Is she trying to freak him out? “You’re my Obsession”
In case you wake in need of immediate CPR… (position recommended by zero out of five first responders)
When they ordered the double bad special, they didn’t realise it was double long not double wide.
Dam auto correct that was double bed
politicians in love make really strange bedfellows
True love is smelling your partner’s chin
It’s a fight to the very last (bad) breath!
“Peter, this really only works when you’re in costume and hanging from the fire escape. Here…well, it’s just weird.”
The air we breathe
“Oh baby, your chin smells terrific! What kind of cologne are you wearing?”
“Drool!”
He’s a billionaire dentist with a terrible secret. Can he overcome his narcolepsy to finally win the one who got away?
Neither Kelly nor Jake had kissed anyone before, but they did watch Tobey Macguire’s Spiderman movie that one time and thought they got the basic idea…
Every Breath You Take I’ll Be Watching You
Gee, Your Lips Smell Terrific
“And then I pinch your nostril closed and blow in your mouth and the peas will fly right out of your nose…”
She nose how you taste
Who needs oxygen when you can breathe my carbon dioxide?
Dating a nostril fetishist can be exhausting!
Take my breath away (literally).