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Yours Cruelly, Elvira
Yours Cruelly, Elvira by Cassandra Peterson is $3.99! This is a memoir by none other than Elvia, Mistress of the Dark. Hello! I will warn that Elvira discusses her miscarriages and sexual assault in her memoir, if those are sensitive topics for some of you.
The woman behind the icon known as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, the undisputed Queen of Halloween, reveals her full story, filled with intimate bombshells, told by the bombshell herself.
On Good Friday in 1953, at only 18 months old, 25 miles from the nearest hospital in Manhattan, Kansas, Cassandra Peterson reached for a pot on the stove and doused herself in boiling water. Third-degree burns covered 35% of her body, and the prognosis wasn’t good. But she survived. Burned and scarred, the impact stayed with her and became an obstacle she was determined to overcome. Feeling like a misfit led to her love of horror. While her sisters played with Barbie dolls, Cassandra played with model kits of Frankenstein and Dracula, and idolized Vincent Price.Due to a complicated relationship with her mother, Cassandra left home at 14, and by age 17 she was performing at the famed Dunes Hotel in Las Vegas. Run-ins with the likes of Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Andy Williams, and Tom Jones helped her grow up fast. Then a chance encounter with her idol Elvis Presley, changed the course of her life forever, and led her to Europe where she worked in film and traveled Italy as lead singer of an Italian pop band. She eventually made her way to Los Angeles, where she joined the famed comedy improv troupe, The Groundlings, and worked alongside Phil Hartman and Paul “Pee-wee” Reubens, honing her comedic skills.
Nearing age 30, a struggling actress considered past her prime, she auditioned at local LA channel KHJ as hostess for the late night vintage horror movies. Cassandra improvised, made the role her own, and got the job on the spot. Yours Cruelly, Elvira is an unforgettably wild memoir. Cassandra doesn’t shy away from revealing exactly who she is and how she overcame seemingly insurmountable odds. Always original and sometimes outrageous, her story is loaded with twists, travails, revelry, and downright shocking experiences. It is the candid, often funny, and sometimes heart-breaking tale of a Midwest farm girl’s long strange trip to become the world’s sexiest, sassiest Halloween icon.
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Gouda Friends
Gouda Friends by Cathy Yardley is $1.99 at Amazon! If you’ve listed to literally any podcast episode I’ve been on with Sarah, you probably know I love cheese and I’m just tickled by the heroine’s dedication to dairy. This seems like a fluffy, small town romance that’s light on angst.
Two high school BFFs reunite and endeavor to fix each other’s lives in this geeky romance from the author of Love, Comment, Subscribe.
Tam Doan dumped her boyfriend after he threw away her gourmet cheese. Sure, it’s a little more complicated than that, but the point is, he had it coming. Newly single and unemployed, Tam calls up her best friend from high school and utters the emergency code word—goldfish. Next thing she knows, she’s on a plane back home.
Josh O’Malley was a troubled, unconfident teenager. Now he’s the successful owner of a multimillion-dollar ghost kitchen. Tam, his high school BFF and fellow member of the Nerd Herd friend group, was instrumental in building his self-esteem. When she calls him out of the blue, he jumps at the chance to return the favor.
Josh and Tam immediately get to work fixing her life—but again, it’s complicated. Their close friendship was always a lifeline between them; a blooming romance might confuse things. Still, at least one thing is for certain: their chemistry is un-brie-lievable.
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Someday My Duke Will Come
Someday My Duke Will Come by Christina Britton is $1.99 at select vendors! This the second book in the Isle of Synne series and we’ve featured the first book on sale previously and the third book is currently discounted. This historical romance features a fake engagement, which can be some major catnip.
A fake engagement becomes the real thing in the next book in the series New York Times bestselling author Grace Burrowes calls “first-rate Regency fun!”
Lady Clara Ashford’s world changed fifteen years ago at the hands of a rogue who took her innocence. Determined never to give into temptation again, she settles into a life as caregiver for her family. With her younger sister recently engaged and about to embark on a life of her own, Clara feels adrift and without purpose―until Quincy, the new Duke of Reigate, arrives on her doorstep in need of a fake fiancée.
When Quincy Nesbitt unexpectedly inherits a dukedom, he’s determined to do his best by the title. One thing he won’t do? Marry a woman he’s never met just because she was engaged to his older brother. So, he enlists Lady Clara’s help, since he can’t marry another when he’s engaged to her. But as they pretend for the ton, Quincy finds himself falling for real. Now, he just has to convince Lady Clara to take a chance on him.
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The Mercies
The Mercies by Karen Millwood Hargrave is $2.99! I thought we may have mentioned this one on the site before, but perhaps not. This is historical fiction about a time period and place we don’t often see: 17th century Norway!
“Every once in a while, a modern day parable, perfectly told, reflects all that could happen in a world gone mad.” – Adriana Trigiani
Finnmark, Norway, 1617. Twenty-year-old Maren Magnusdatter stands on the craggy coast, watching the sea break into a sudden and reckless storm. Forty fishermen, including her brother and father, are drowned and left broken on the rocks below. With the menfolk wiped out, the women of the tiny Arctic town of Vardø must fend for themselves.
Three years later, a sinister figure arrives. Absalom Cornet comes from Scotland, where he burned witches in the northern isles. He brings with him his young Norwegian wife, Ursa, who is both heady with her husband’s authority and terrified by it. In Vardø, and in Maren, Ursa sees something she has never seen before: independent women. But Absalom sees only a place untouched by God, and flooded with a mighty evil.
As Maren and Ursa are drawn to one another in ways that surprise them both, the island begins to close in on them, with Absalom’s iron rule threatening Vardø’s very existence.
Inspired by the real events of the Vardø storm and the 1621 witch trials, The Mercies is a story of love, evil, and obsession, set at the edge of civilization.
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MISS MORIARTY, I PRESUME by Sherry Thomas is $1.99. I’ve actually fallen behind on this series, so this gives me a bit of a nudge to read the last couple of books that have been languishing on by kobo!
https://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/bookinfo/miss-moriarty-i-presume/
(Also I still super appreciate this post from last year… https://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/2021/11/so-maybe-i-was-wrong-about-me-and-book-series/ )
I liked Peterson’s book just fine (being a fan since I was in high school) but there were some things that made me grimace cuz they dropped out of nowhere (the sexual assault–in Chapter 15, iirc, frex.) Some of the humor was also a little cringe-y at times. But I did enjoyed the book enough to give it a positive rating on GR.
Additional warning for the Elvira book: she also describes witnessing a murder (from afar) in Chapter 19.
One of my favorite podcasts, Celebrity Book Club with Chelsea Devantez has a great episode on Elvira’s memoir if you want to feel like you’re in a cool socially aware one-sided book club where you never have to feel awkward about contributing nothing.
The All Black Book Affair Event is on now- 100+ FREE ebooks by Black indie authors: https://www.moniqualashaeco.com/post/it-s-a-black-book-affair-today-only
My nephew did the same thing as Cassandra Peterson: toddler and boiling water on a stove top. I went to his doctor appointments, which were heartbreaking. So huge hugs to them and respect to the professionals who helped them.
THE MERCIES is unknown to me and I am intrigued. Just trying to decide how much I’d have to put up with Absalom’s BS before someone, hopefully, ends him.
MIDNIGHT AT MALABAR HOUSE by Vaseem Khan is .99 today at Amazon. After watching MS. MARVEL and hearing about the trauma of partition, I want to learn more about that time.
As India celebrates the arrival of a momentous new decade, Inspector Persis Wadia stands vigil in the basement of Malabar House, home to the city’s most unwanted unit of police officers. Six months after joining the force she remains India’s first female police detective, mistrusted, sidelined and now consigned to the midnight shift.
Books 1, 3 and 5 in Lisa Renee Jones’ LILAH LOVE series are free today. Another inexplicable pricing decision by publishers, although I am not complaining.
The Worst Bestsellers podcast also did an episode on Yours Cruelly, Elvira. (I recall they liked it a lot.) I’ll also check out Celebrity Book Club; thanks, MeMe!
Books 1, 3 and 5 in Lisa Renee Jones’ LILAH LOVE series are free today. Another inexplicable pricing decision by publishers, although I am not complaining.
I got Elvira’s autobio autographed by her – 100 percent worth it. Run, do not walk.
I listened to Elvira’s book as an audiobook and really recommend hearing her read it in her own voice.