Happy Cover Snark Day! We caution you not to eat or drink while reading.
Amanda: Is “the left side of perfect” the pec he’s about to show us?
Sarah: Is he about to…show us?
Sarah: I’m waiting?
CarrieS: I bet that haircut is not regulation.
From LauraL: From the book description: The year is 800 A.D. on the Emerald Isle, and Prince Jasper is determined to regain that which has been lost to him.
I guess flat irons and hoodies were fairly common then.
Sarah: I’m glad he has his incongruous hoodie. It would be a shame if he lost it.
Elyse: Is that Danica Patrick?
Amanda: We go together like chainmail and hoodies.
CarrieS: Is that a chainmail scarf?
From Karen: I can’t get over the prominent rib cage and missing breasts nor the position of his nose. And what’s that thing on her elbow (oh, wait, I guess it’s part of the motorcycle that may be there). Believe it or not, the scales are the least disturbing thing on this cover to me. What do you think?
Sarah: He sneezed really really hard and knocked her unconscious.
“I’ll use her shirt to wipe my dragon schnoz. She won’t mind.”
Wait, maybe the leg is a decoy, and she’s really half-motorcycle? I bet that’s a thing.
Amanda: I can only imagine the annoyance at those handlebars digging into her back. I predict lots of “Ows.”
Elyse: He needs to moisturize.
From Suzanne: There is just so…sooo…much to talk about here. Because the not-to-scale head isn’t even the weirdest part of this.
That’s a Pterodactyl in the background, I’m pretty sure.
Sarah: I’m a copy of every confused-face gif you have ever seen right now.
More from Suzanne: Yeah. Some pals of mine and I were also discussing it.
If he’s in Hockomock Swamp, in Massachusetts, why is he wearing a Plains headdress on his tiny, not-to-scale head? He must be REALLY lost in that swamp, seeing as he should be in North Dakota.
Why is he obviously some white suburban dude?
Where is his neck?
The questions are endless.
Sarah: I mean, the Dakotas are JUST LIKE Massachusetts, right?
Amanda: Is the swamp being haunted by cultural appropriation?