We’ve returned with another Caption That Cover contest!
Shoutout to Carole once again! Though this cover has since undergone a facelift, here is the original one that was sent to us by Carole and her bottomless folder of snark.
“His Town. His Laws. His Justice.” Is going shirtless part of the town laws for ol’ Sheriff Nips over there? Do all the men need to engage in pec blasting hour between noon and one?
Here are the rules for captioning that cover:
Comment below with your caption! Caption that cover however you wish! You can come up with a new title or tagline. Maybe tell us what the woman in the back is thinking. You can use the heart symbols next to comments to mark your favorites, or you can comment on which caption should be best in show. A winner will randomly be selected at the end of the contest!
The best captioner will receive a $10 bookstore credit to a book retailer of their choosing.
Standard disclaimers apply: We are not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Open to international residents where permitted by applicable law. Must be over 18. We know it’s called the “Wild Wild West,” but we aren’t sure how wild is too wild. Any ten-gallon hats should be checked to see if they can hold the full ten gallons. Comments will close Friday November 23, 2018 around noon ET, and a winner will be announced shortly thereafter.
Best of luck!
Winner update: Congratulations to MsCellanie with the caption, “I stripped the sheriff, but I did not strip the deputy.”
Thanks to all of the commenters and their awesome captions. We have a lot more giveaways coming up!
Sheriff: That Ass Tho
A newly demilitarized police force, a newly naked sheriff.
if it was up to the sheriff, pretty soon she’d be having pants outlawed as well
Assless chaps and chest waxes for all deputies!
“Look at those buns. Fresh from the oven!”
(I’d like to take credit for this one, but it’s a line from the movie “The Wedding Date”. It just works so perfectly here!)
Girl in the back:I wouldn’t saving a horse to ride that cowboy
Dang I wish this site had an edit button I meant to put
Girl in the back: I wouldn’t mind saving a horse to ride that cowboy .
#WorstAssTatooEver
Sheriff: The Other White Meat.
He’ll Do Anything to Protect Her Wax Parlor
His Town. His Laws. His Buttcheeks.
I’m also barefoot. It was the only law that was actually bugging me.
She wasn’t going to tell the sheriff he had mistakenly worn his assless jeans today.
His town. His laws. His justice. His nips.
High noon comes faster in assless chaps
Dodge City: Where women have been throwing shade with the side-eye since 1886.
Sheriff
His hat. His fonts. His Mom-jeans.
“Next week, I will tell the Sheriff I lost his pants while doing his laundry in the river.”
Girl has the look of a slypants about her, as my mother-in-law used to say.
I think I figured out interest letters.
“Sheriff Tough Rough-Stuff, son of Agnes Rough-Stuff, was the Rootinest varmint of the Romancelandia western continent due to his love of easily strippable shirts. But when a new graceful lady came out of nowhere to save his life from a scary train, he’s turning from an unexpected sheriff to a grateful sheriff. And if Lady Lay-o-the-land will get his attention, perhaps he could figure out her classic bodice exploder party trick. Will this be puppy love or the greatest comeback for a practical joke team in all of Romancelandia?”
Your caption says it all:”Shirtless and Lawless”
Sheriff: “You know the law in this town Martha… Pecks Out or Get the Heck Out!!”
Martha: “Dammit, Sheriff, you gotta be kidding me!”
Sheriff: “I don’t make the law Martha, I just law down it’s toned, pale, and baby’s-ass-smooth arm! Don’t make me unleash these guns on you.”
Martha: “Go home Sheriff, you’re drunk on wax fumes!!”
Sheriff: “LAW!!!!”
Trouble, ma’am? Let me nip that in the bud.
Sun’s Out Buns Out
Oops, hit submit too early…
Hmmmm… “Sun’s Out, Guns Out” or “Sun’s Out Buns Out” #Whynotboth?
While all his shirts were at the laundry, Sheriff Waxman had to find another place to put his badge. However, he wasn’t sure it was the pin that was pinching his butt.
Meh. Merely decent exposure.
Duke thought nothing could be worse than losing the election to a woman. But it’s her town now, her laws, and she’s out for revenge for that childish prank he played stealing her laundry. She doesn’t get mad – she gets even.
“You look cold – let me sit on your lap and knit you a sweater”.
Western Waxing, now offering a 20% discount to first responders!!
HIs town, his laws, his fabulous, hand embroidered cowboy boots.
The Good, The Bad, and the Clothing-Optional.
WestWorld: The Cardboard Years
“I stripped the sheriff
But I did not strip the deputy”
A bit of a let down, really. after the horse he’d rode in on.
No shirt, no rules, no problem
High noon? In this town, it’s a high MOON.
Sheriff: His Town Is Where the West Was Really Won. Or Rather Where His Laundry Was Really Lost.
Runaway Stagecoach, Breakaway Clothing
The Cowpoke I’d Poke
Instead of a tramp stamp, he had a brand identity.