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Caption That Cover: Title Mad Libs

We’re back with another caption contest. This cover was sent in by Jessica, who had this to say: I saw this cover and had to share. I can’t get over the position of the man’s crotch to the wolf’s howling mouth. Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought this looked like imminent fellatio. These titles always remind me of Mad Libs or if you did a title randomizer. What other random titles … Continue reading Caption That Cover: Title Mad Libs

Caption That Cover: Pick a Pumpkin

We’re back with another cover caption contest, especially because a lot of you may be in need of some books right now. Big thanks to Jenny for sending this cover in! From Jenny: I just can’t get past the photoshopped pumpkin cap on the baby. The poor thing. Sarah: For once, I think the dude and the baby were in the same photo, but that cap was very likely not. Tara: I want to see … Continue reading Caption That Cover: Pick a Pumpkin

Caption That Cover: A Throwback

A clinch cover but both parties are scantily clad in questionable furs.

For this caption contest, we’re going Old Skool! This was sent in to us by Ashley for Cover Snark consideration. Here’s what Ashley said: I’m kind of afraid of the animal fur dress she’s wearing, but also will not lie to you. I’d probs wear it. It looks fun and warm. Once I stop looking at the dress though, I notice the man has no pants? So I’m glad he custom fashioned an absolute banger … Continue reading Caption That Cover: A Throwback

Happy 15th Anniversary, Smart Bitches!

A stemless wineglass with THESE ARE MY READING GLASSES etched in the side above an image of retro glasses a top an open book

Fifteen years ago, the site began. The site launched on 31 January 2005 with a review for Angel-Seeker by Sharon Shinn and for The Unsung Hero by Suzanne Brockmann, and here we are, fifteen years later. The site is now old enough to get its learner’s permit in several states. This is alarming to me, as my older son Freebird was born the same year as the site, so he’ll soon be permit-eligible, too. HOW IS … Continue reading Happy 15th Anniversary, Smart Bitches!

Smart Bitches Happy Hanukkah Giveaway 2019 – Night Eight!

A grey fabric totebag with a quilted pattern and grey straps

Happy Hanukkah, 2019! Tonight is the final night of Hanukkah! Time to clean the wax off the menorot, finish off the latkes, and possibly make smores with all that heat from the candles. And, it means we have one last giveaway. Ready? Let’s do this! Today’s prize is: a Kate Spade Ellie Small tote in Anthracite. I have to tell you, I liked this bag so much I bought one for myself, and I really, really … Continue reading Smart Bitches Happy Hanukkah Giveaway 2019 – Night Eight!

Smart Bitches Happy Hanukkah Giveaway 2019 – Night Seven!

SBTB Hanukkah 2019

Happy Hanukkah, 2019! Tonight is the seventh night, and of course we have another giveaway. Are you having fun? I’m having fun. Boatloads. Ready? Let’s do this! Today’s prize is: a Kate Spade Mavis Street Taden tote in Rose Gold! Of course I have pics! Isn’t it cute? AND ALSO SPARKLY? I confess, I went for a lot of sparkly things this year. Want some specs? The bag measures approximately 12.1″h x 13.3″w x 4.3″d It … Continue reading Smart Bitches Happy Hanukkah Giveaway 2019 – Night Seven!

Smart Bitches Happy Hanukkah Giveaway 2019 – Night Six!

SBTB Hanukkah 2019

Happy Hanukkah, 2019! Tonight is the sixth night, and of course we have another giveaway. I love shopping for this week every year. Ready? Let’s do this! Today’s prize is: a Kate Spade Greta Court Ramey Glitter Crossbody in Black. Of course I have pics! Isn’t it cute? AND SPARKLY? Want some specs? The bag measures approximately 5.7″h x 9.4″w x 1.4″d It has an adjustable crossbody strap drop length of 22″. The top zips closed … Continue reading Smart Bitches Happy Hanukkah Giveaway 2019 – Night Six!

Smart Bitches Happy Hanukkah Giveaway 2019 – Night Five!

two skeins of teal and gold and coral yarn and a purple yarn tote against a fluffy background

Happy Hanukkah, 2019! It’s the fifth night of Hanukkah 5780, and Elyse is hooking you up with some gorgeous yarn for upcoming knitting projects, plus books, too! Ready? Let’s do this! Today’s prize is: yarn and books! Limited edition yarn, plus a big ol’ box of books. Look how pretty! Elyse has some details about what’s included: Two skeins of Hedgehog Fibers Skinny Singles in the colors Lucille and Private Island. These are club colors and … Continue reading Smart Bitches Happy Hanukkah Giveaway 2019 – Night Five!

Smart Bitches Happy Hanukkah Giveaway 2019 – Night Four!

Withings Steel HR gift box with rose gold, blue and navy bands with a black face on the watch

Happy Hanukkah, 2019! It’s the fourth night of Hanukkah 5780, and we’ve got another giveaway! Ready? Let’s do this! Today’s prize is: a Withings Steel HR Collector Watchbox in either White & Rose Gold, or Blue and Rose Gold. The retail value is $299.95 full price. Here are some additional specs about what this tracker can do: Smartphone compatibility with Android and iOS. Receives smartphone notifications. Water resistant up to 50m. 25 days of battery … Continue reading Smart Bitches Happy Hanukkah Giveaway 2019 – Night Four!

Smart Bitches Happy Hanukkah Giveaway 2019 – Night Three!

A picture of The Bride Test, Polaris Rising, Get a Life Chloe Brown, an Widow of Rose House on top of a printed tote bag and with a set of four button magnets on a blue countertop

Happy Hanukkah, 2019! It’s the third night of Hanukkah 5780, and we’ve got a bookish, fun, and nifty giveaway tonight! Ready? Let’s do this! Today’s prize is: A book prize package with four much-loved 2019 titles, a tote bag, and a set of magnets, all handpicked by Amanda!  Look how cute! Amanda went shopping at Belmont Books outside of Cambridge, MA, and you get the benefits! You’ll receive a super cute tote bag, a set … Continue reading Smart Bitches Happy Hanukkah Giveaway 2019 – Night Three!

Smart Bitches Happy Hanukkah Giveaway 2019 – Night Two!

SBTB Hanukkah 2019

Happy Hanukkah, 2019! It’s the second night of Hanukkah 5780, and we’ve got another giveaway! Ready? Let’s do this! Today’s prize is: A pair of Sudio Regent II Wireless Headphones – in a really cute limited edition pattern. That was a lot of words. Here are pics! Look at this cute pattern! Want some specs? The headphones are padded, adjustable, and wirelessly connect to your devices via Bluetooth The box says they have a 24 … Continue reading Smart Bitches Happy Hanukkah Giveaway 2019 – Night Two!

Smart Bitches Happy Hanukkah Giveaway 2019 – Night One!

SBTB Hanukkah 2019

Happy Hanukkah, 2019! Tonight is the first night of Hanukkah 5780 (the 80s are back!). And as we do every year, we have eight straight days and nights of festive giveaways! Each year, we want celebrate all of you in the SBTB community,  and the ways in which you bring light to the world by being so generous, kind, thoughtful, and also hilarious. So starting today and lasting for eight days, we’re going to be … Continue reading Smart Bitches Happy Hanukkah Giveaway 2019 – Night One!

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