We’re captioning that cover again! Caption That Cover is where we provide you with a cover for you to caption. The winner receives a bookstore gift card. Pretty easy!
Let’s get to the cover!
Covers can’t really go wrong with a background horse. A photobomb horse, if you will!
Here are the rules for captioning that cover:
Comment below with your caption! We want to know what this poor horse is thinking! Next to each comment should be a heart symbol. The Bitchery can use those to vote their favorites, or you can comment on which caption should be best in show.
The best captioner will receive a $10 bookstore credit to a book retailer of their choosing.
Standard disclaimers apply: We are not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Open to international residents where permitted by applicable law. Must be over 18. Remember to keep your wits about you while in any outdoor setting. Or even indoor setting. Horses can really pop up anywhere at the most inconvenient of times. Comments will close Friday June 22, 2018 around noon ET, and a winner will be announced shortly thereafter.
Good luck to everyone!
WINNER UPDATE
We loved all of your captions and thank you to everyone who participated! Our winner of this caption contest is Jeanette!
Stay tuned for more contests in the future.
Wilbur! I think some random people have been photoshopped into this field.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Damn Who and his Tardis!
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is riding straight at your head.
(Sorry.)
Jet knew he was way out of their league but damn it if they didn’t ask him for a threesome anyway.
Well, guess what we just stepped in!
Horse: there is no way those two have any sort of connection. It’s almost like they’re two stock photos forced together and not quite fitting very well.
Fabio got nothing on me!
The horse just discovered that the hero turned down a offer from the Godfather.
Ohh, your hair smells good! Ooh, your hair smells good! *Repeat this mantra*
Horse: They’re jealous and pissy because I got more likes on Facebook.
after trading his kingdom for a horse Richard took him everywhere
“Baby, you don’t need him; I’ve got your Triple Crown right here!”
(Yeah, I know)
They’re a good-looking pair of blondes. He’s a champion stud. Together… they fight crime!
Thinks he can impress me with the size of his horse /eyeroll/
Wow! Who knew Derek and Julianne Hough would let me audition for their new dance show right in this field? Better put my best hoof forward.
The mating rules of the horse shifter clan are clear. Only Palominos mate other Palominos, all others need not try. Does he dare reveal his hair dye secret – when he just wants to fit in? Will she see his inner black stallion and reject him? The beauty shoppe secrets go much farther and deeper than they both know…
Horse: Even I can’t outrun Photoshop that’s this bad!
Is this guy for real? I’m not even going to warn him about the horse.
Nicole Kidman and David Beckham in a movie together? Which one gets to ride me? Neigh! Neigh!
Wherever diabolical criminals randomly pollute fields with retina-scorchingly bad cutouts of couples who would rather make creepy eye contact with anyone in the universe but each other, the Night-mare will be there.
I’m outta here!
“Where is the ditch I am jumping?”
“Which one of you holds the riding crop, if you know what I mean?“
Sorry to interrupt your snogging, but your Uber just jumped the fence.
Horse, to himself: I wonder how many times I’ll have to circle these idiots before they get the ‘hey-nt’ and leave?
I’ll see myself out now, thank you…
“The Food Lady is here! I hear the bucket! The Food Lady is here! Watch me run by these useless humans who didn’t bring me a treat. Yippee! The Food Lady is here!”
I see that look of equine determination when I rattle my horse’s food bucket and he canters up to the fence.
“I’m flying. Watch out below!”
Deep thoughts of Photoshop Horse, “Why do I have to share romance covers with the same Photoshop Dude every time”.
Favorite to win the Kuttingpasting Derby, it’s Stock-Image Tariat, clearing the double-blonde-gate!
So, I levitated a horse, and apparated a male model. Wondering what I’ll do next?
if it wasn’t for my humans,I wouldn’t have spent that year in college
“I gave her that feather douchebag. Step off.”
@Stephanie: You’re great. 😛
Bitches get out of the waaaaaay!!! You’re in my field!!
“Hey Dude, that’s MY friend, Flicka!”
Take me! I have much better hair!
Hey, ma-re, looka me! Imma messin’ with the brony and his palimony–errrr, palimino.
Looking back, Brad and Tinnifer remarked that perhaps Churchill Downs was not the most ideal spot for these Louisville lovers to steal a few precious moments alone.
A Stable Relationship