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720. RT Rewind: December 2012 Ads & Features

Smart Podcast Trashy Books Romantic Times RewindWe’re back in the time machine, heading to December 2012 to look at the ads and features from Romantic Times magazine.

This episode features a high amount of extreme zany. We’ve got so many treats for you this week, including the Steeple Hill Drinking Game, the reverse Colonel Sanders, Jude Deveraux’s thoughts on modern romance heroes of the time, shifters and more.

 

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Visual Aids? Of course visual aids! 

A close up of the cover image showing a red sleigh in snow but the tracks don't line up, and a stack of books fanning out from the sled that are clearly only 2 dimensional. it's a weird stock image, is what I'm saying

Nothing about this image makes sense: the sleigh didn’t make those tracks, and the books are stacked in a fan, and it’s all very weird the more you look at it.

An ad for a series where the titles are similar and all have the word THREADS but the background images make the word look different on each book. It looks like the titles are Severed Threads, Buried Freds, and Banished Shreds.

Every title reads differently – the last one looks like Banished Shreads?

An ad for Lisa Jackson's Unspoken, showing a white woman with dark hair blown over her face so her features are peeking out. Also she has extremely heavy shadow eye makeup perfect for the time.

Remember when Thriller = Heroine’s hair is in her face on the cover?

Also, that predecessor to a QR code is fascinating. Alas, it doesn’t work for me.

An IMperfect Proposal - a man in a cravat and waistcoat at a picnic with a woman with red hair and a historical gown while two children peek from behind a tree to spy on them

We had so many questions about this cover. First, what’s with the kid’s tie?

A close up of the kids. The girl is wearing a burgundy dress with a lace top, while the guy is wearing a ribbon tie like an Antebellum cosplayer.

This is the source of “the Reverse Colonel Sanders” because that’s kinda what he’s wearing.

A close up of the couple, where the male model looks a LOT like Jonathan Bailey from Bridgerton

Also that looks like Jonathan Bailey, right? Or if Jonathan Bailey and David Boreanaz had a baby?

Texas Wide Open by KC Klein - a woman with long legs and knee high red boots is stitting on a railing with her legs open and bent and her hands resting between the legs

I love the boots; I have questions about the title and the pose.

Bewitching the Duke by Christie Kelley. She's got a yellow gown and curly hair and a rather disgusted expression while holding open his coat to reveal one nipple. She's also looking at the reader. He's looking down at her and making duck lips.

Look what she found!!!

Margaret Mallory The Warrior - a man with photoshopped red wig on his head and multiple armbands holds a sword. HIs abs are like long cucumbers laid sideways

We had some questions about this cover, too. Why so many arm bands? Whose hair is that, or was that before it was put on his head?

And his abs remind Amanda of this:

An image of the underside of a sting ray A close up of his sea cucumber abs

The reluctant Santa - a long haired dachshund wearing a santa cap and looking annoyed. There are tiny angel and devil drawings at the bottom. The ad reads, Ho! Freakin HO HO! COlin McDemott doesn't want to participate in Christmas or fatherhood.

The dog, the angel, the devil – it’s all quite a vision.

Love and Death in the Big Easy - a somewhat smirky looking model with a beard standing in front of a French quarter wrought iron balcony the caption reads Drake Martin, the Yorkie shifter returns with a new shifter. A Cat, Kady Martin, Drake's wife, has a new alter ego as tabitha, the Russian Blue Maltese - which is a cat, btw - They battle a new monster in town.

These are some (not great) pictures I took of a party celebrating the launch of Tiffany Reisz’s book The Angel, a party which was featured in this issue.

A gloved hand cutting a cake with an image of Tiffany Reisz's book The Angel Tiffany Reisz, Logan Levkoff, and Lyss from Diva Moms standing in front of some mannequins displaying boutique clothing. A pile of domination sex toys including whips, paddles, and restraints, alongside a bouquet of white roses on a patterned ottoman

And this was the back cover image:

The back cover image is a stock photo used in an ad for Loose Id, and the guy is wearing a slouchy beanie and looking extremely smarmy and smirky.

That guy’s expression and posture was giving us the jibblies.

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