What is time anymore? Have some Cover Snark!
Sneezy: Have we talked about this?
If the cherries are supposed to cutely hint at his virility, dangling them in front of the bear seems like a bad idea
Catherine: The bear is clearly about to steal his cherry.
In every sense of the word.
Elyse: Omg the author’s name is on the cherries.
Sneezy: Imagine tattooing your name on your character’s dick and balls. Imagine tattooing dick and balls period.
Catherine: I like that at first glance the cherries spell out OTT. Which is about right for this cover.
Sarah: That guy looks like he is PISSED that this bear is ogling his cherries.
Tara: I shit you not, this is the cover for an f/f thriller with a cop and doctor who are on the hunt for a serial killer. Now I want to know if the bird is the killer.
Amanda: The bird HAS to be involved somehow, right?
Tara: Look at its angry, beady eye. That bird has definitely been killing two or three people every year for twenty-three years…
Maya: Bird’s the lookout
Tara: Now I want it to be smoking a tiny bird cigarette while telling the tale
Maya: That book needs to exist
Amanda: Is anyone familiar with The Staircase?
Amanda: For those uninitiated into this bonkers case.
Maya: We studied that case in law school and I got Socratic methoded by the prof about what I thought was going to happen in the opening and I was like ohhhh it’s just going to be about his porn collection because prosecutors are the worst and then it was about his porn collection.
Claudia: Omg I covered that case!! I was living in Durham and working for the local paper. I was not the court reporter but we had 2-3 people there every day. I was so so major!!
I was there for most of the jury selection and oooh boy fun times.
Elyse: That bird killed someone. I refuse any other explanation.
Sarah: I’m on team bird. I trust its judgment.
Carrie: Found at Friends of Library Sale. How could I not purchase something so gloriously awful?
Maya: Is that Heathcliff? Does he not know that ghosts can come through closed windows?
It’s been a while since I read Wuthering Heights, but I feel like Emily Bronte has a solid handling on things ghosts can do.
Sarah: Love the gown.
Amanda: Seems like a perfect time to relisten to:
Carrie: That is one bonkers video.
Now I need a matching bonkers Jane Eyre cover…
Elyse: WTF are her arms made of ?
EllenM: I love it. It’s so extra.
Susan: It looks like an RL Stine book.
Tara: Thank you, Susan! I was trying to remember which kids’ book author that cover reminded me of, but I was completely stumped.
Susan: I feel like this one is maybe stacking too many templates on the male lead.
He’s a cowboy-singer (not a country and western singer, specifically a cowboy) and a firefighter
Elyse: His pants are confusing me.
Sneezy: Why is he so oily?
Amanda: Does he secrete the oil himself?
Sneezy: Do you think he needs a supplement for that?