If you would like to hear audio snippets from the audiobook version of Bill O’Reilly’s click here.
If you’d like to avoid hearing such things as O’Reilly giving instructions on the proper technique of cunnilingus, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT GO THERE. Really. Save yourself.
It is too late for me.
[Thanks (not) to Sara for the link.]
Doe it involve felafel?
I think I will pass. I can only imagine being trapped, alone, in the car for the next 500+ miles with that running through my mind. It would totally ruin the next Dresden book for me.
Aside from the “snorkleman” it’s just bad. But not bad enough to be funny, if you know what I mean. Jeez, now I’m heading to work without a laugh and I’ll prolly have to slap somebody straight, all cause of Mr. Factorman.
I can only think of one possible reason for voluntarily listening to Bill O’Reilly read one of his awful sex scenes——killing your libido if you’re celibate or not getting any and it’s bothering you. Aside from that I can’t imagine why people would subject themselves to this. As Lexie pointed out, it’s not funny bad, it’s just bad.
perform27: 27? I couldn’t make it through 1 of BillO’s performances.
You mean O’Reilly’s real guy????
I always thought he was one of those Disney animatronic things that escaped the park and was being used as bad comedy relief on FOX News.
O’Reilly is a tool. Listening to the audio snippets of his book gave me the creeps but I’m actually thinking of using the ‘Put down your pipe and put up my pipe’ as my ringer for my cellphone. Hehe… that’d be funny.
Eeeww, ick! I’m having flashbacks of loofahs!!!
God, that was priceless. As in, not worth paying any price for, even one cent.
The horror! I hope I don’t think of that scene the next time the hubby –
oh, never mind.
Oh dear lord, that was dreadful. Eww.
I will never be clean again. My stomach actually churned.
And who knew crack addicts had to choose between oral sex and oral hygiene? Not me. Thanks, Bill O’Reilly.
That may be the most horrible thing I have ever heard.
OMG OMG OMG…next time my dad starts preaching the gospel of O’Reilly, I’m sending him that link!
It’s happened! The SB have found a link I won’t click on! LOLporn? No prob! But I fear if I clicked that link, I’d never have sex again.