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Cover Snark: Please, No Flashing the Wildlife

The Billionaire Shifter's Second Chance by Diana Seere. A foggy mountain forest. A mountain lion's face is in the bottom left corner. A headless, shirtless hero is to the mountain lion's right. His hands are at his jeans. Please, sir, keep your pants on when a wild cat is nearby. And just in general, really.

Did you need some Cover Snark? We thought you might. From Pam: Retitle: Men Who Pee on Cats Amanda: I do not recommend whipping it out in front of a giant cat. Sarah: I don’t think the cat is into the idea, either. Elyse: Does his penis shift into the cat? CarrieS: Mountain Lions are amazing and beautiful, but I do recommend that if you feel a need to masturbate at the sight of them, … Continue reading Cover Snark: Please, No Flashing the Wildlife

Cover Snark: No Need for Nursing Bras

Winter's Heat by Denise Domning. There's a castle in the background. The hero is facing away from the cover. He is shirtless and his hands are on his hips. The heroine is fully clothed in a green dress. She's facing the reader. She puts a comforting hand on the hero's shoulder while glancing down at his bits and bobs.

Hello there! I know it’s everyone’s favorite day: Cover Snark Day! Pour yourself some coffee or tea and settle in, though do avoid taking a sip while reading. Pam G: In the words of the inimitable Bernadette Peters (and only justification for the movie Pink Cadillac): “Looks like a penis. . . only smaller.” Sarah: She looks very disappointed. Or did she just tell him to turn his head and cough? Amanda: I love the … Continue reading Cover Snark: No Need for Nursing Bras

Cover Snark: So Much Burning

Blood & Trouble by Amy Faye

Even though Cover Snark happens every two weeks now, I always feel like it’s been ages. Don’t you? These covers are mostly safe for work, save for some waxed chests. From Jo Anna: I don’t know why I always find the weirdest book cover snark with babies but here’s another one. The baby is weirdly see through right where his crotch is. It’s like they feel they have to remind us where babies come from. … Continue reading Cover Snark: So Much Burning