It’s time for the annual tradition of April Fool’s Day gags here at SBTB. I know so many people dislike April Fool’s Day, and heaven knows there is not a lot to joke about right now.
But this year, I thought, why not distill the timeless goodest-ness of our favorite reading material into physical blanket form?
Only instead of weighted blankets, we have…Smart Bitches Weightless Blankets. Yup, we want to take some of that stress off your shoulders for a bit.
We’ve worked with our team of furry helpers to create these, too. Who better to assist with creating soothing accessories, right? Our team of furry experts took the essential properties of reading and snoozing and embedded those properties into blankets that will allow you floating moments of peace and tranquility.
And you deserve rest, tranquility, and another nap.
Amanda’s cat, Linus, was in charge of product testing and quality control, and can attest that the Smart Bitches Weightless Blankets are extremely suitable for extended napping.
Elyse’s cat, Fisher, recommends a Weightless Blanket printed with cats, for the extra-meta experience.
We hope this gave you a bit of a smile today.
Want to look back at some of our past April Fool’s editions? Here are a few of my favorites:
In 2019, we debuted Smart Butchers, Trashy Books – we have The Meats!
Back in 2016 we made snack box subscriptions, including one for you and one for your pet. (Now, with businesses like Bark Box, that’s actually a thing! That’s hilarious.)
We’ve fallen in love with rabbits, and made our own social media network in 2014 complete with hoax-detection technology (wow, wish that had been real).
And one of my all-time most-favorite April Fool’s Day?
Our 2015 Time-stopping wearable device that doubles as a reader, pedometer, page counter, audio device, sale alarm, and timekeeper.
We’ll be back next year with more silliness, but until then, Happy April, folks.
See you next year!
Came here today just for this!! We all need some coziness and comfort right now. Thank you!
I loved this so much!
Cute pets and cozy blankets, just what I needed today. Thank you!
My first stop on the internet on April 1 is always SBTB and, as usual, you guys did not disappoint!
Now I want a pet-approved cozy blankie 😉
This was the best; thank you!
This totally gave me a smile – and was exactly the right kind of gentle fun that feels so necessary right now. Thank you all <3
LOL! Thank you!
You’ve done a wonderful thing today, making us smile in grim times. Thank you! This was exactly what I needed.
Aww! All the cuteness- perfect pick me up for the day thanks!!
Thank you for keeping up the tradition
I must have missed the “meat and triple-entendres” last year! Thanks for the laugh, it’s hilarious.
And what lovely moggies! That’s what you really need to keep cosy, it’s felines to wrap around you.