✔We’ve got an ongoing sausage special: choose your girth, choose your length, choose your heat level!
✔We’ve found the juiciest butts in the business - pork butt, Boston butt, smoked butt - and of course, rump roasts.
✔Don’t worry if you’re not into the hot beef. We’ve got everything you might desire, including the finest, tastiest birds and some absolutely giant breasts, too.
✔Just looking for a little taste? Pick our “Just the Tip” package: steak tips, turkey tips, beef tips, tri-tip and don’t forget about the brisket. We can cut the tip off, if you’d like.
✔And, of course, we have tons and tons of weiners.
✔ Each box o’ meat will be crammed with the latest and greatest in romance!
✔ Choose whatever heat level you want, and we’ve got you covered.
✔ Books will be custom curated to your romance reading tastes, based on your prior reviews and ratings in multiple online locations, hand compiled and then personally selected.
✔ Every book comes with recipes and wine pairing recommendations, so you’ll have the plan you need for a fulfilling reading experience and a filling meal, all in one place.
✔ Each meat box will come with two custom blended sauces of your choosing!
✔ From left to right, we have Weeping Furnace, Hot Velvet Rod, Wet Heat, Inarticulate Moaning, Screaming Orgasm, and Bite Your Lip!
✔ There is no “mild.” All these sauces range from “hot” to “I can’t feel my face anymore.”
✔ Please use caution when opening, as bottle may spurt due to travel friction.
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