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Here is the most important information:
AdamandEve.com is offering Smart Bitches readers 50% off a single item plus free standard shipping in the US and Canada with code SMART. Please note: certain exclusions apply, but the coupon covers most of the store.
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We’ve done themed toy posts before and I figure why not appeal to the inner goth in some of you with items that match you black, moody, spooky heart!
This post is extremely NSFW! You have been warned!
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Body Bling Breathless Mini Vibe – $69.95 $34.95 with SMART coupon!
This vibrator is rechargeable via USB and has eight vibration modes that vary in speed, pulsation, and pattern. This is more of a clitoral rabbit vibrator than a rabbit vibe meant for penetration. You can average about an hour of play time on one charge, but note that this is not a waterproof toy and should not be used in the bath or shower.
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Adrien Lastic Touche Finger Vibe – $69.00 $41.40 – 40% off with SMART coupon!
I’m so intrigued by this set up because it looks like a piece of virtual reality technology that you’d seen in an 80s movie. The vibrating part fits on a finger and the remote secures to your wrist like a watch. It can be used solo or with your partner, comes with a storage bag and charging cord, and can run for two hours on one charge. Not bad!
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Small Fetish Fantasy Black Glass Ben Wa Balls-Small – $19.95 $9.98 with SMART coupon!
Ben Wa Balls aren’t my favorite only because they make me very nervous and there’s no way I’m going to relax when I’m worried I’m about to lay an egg at any moment. However, I know some woman who love them, especially when it comes to strengthening their kegel muscles. At the very least, you could always buy them and do “David Bowie in Labyrinth” type tricks with them.
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Tailz Grey Wolf Anal Plug & Ears Set- $44.95 $22.48 with SMART Coupon
This is the closest thing to a bedroom Halloween “costume” that we’re going to get without going full camp and listing a nurse role play outfit. The faux fur tail is attached to a 4 inch plug (insertable up to 3.5 inches). The ears are an added accessory for fun and are definitely not a secret sex toy. I think there’s some fine print though that says you can only wear this in the bedroom if Duran Duran’s “Hungry Like the Wolf” is playing.
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Eve’s Classic Kimono – $44.95 $22.48 with SMART coupon!
This lingerie kimono looks vampy as fuck. I also like how the sizes go up to 2X/3X without being charged more. The description notes that it feels “like a whisper-soft dream” and comes with a match g-string. It’s a great statement piece for lounging around your manor until the next vampire orgy.
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Salted Caramel Intimate Earth Natural Flavor Glide – $14.95 $7.48 with SMART coupon!
I always like recommending a lubricant because a lot of couples need lube, regardless of their feelings on toys in the bedroom. It’s a nice low risk addition that can add a bit of tszuj to your intimacy. Salted caramel is a classic fall flavor, but this lubricant has other variations if that’s not your thing. It’s water-based and comes in a 4oz. bottle.
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Thank you to Adam and Eve for the coupon, and for sponsoring this post!
Don’t forget – AdamandEve.com is offering Smart Bitches readers 50% off a single item plus free standard shipping in the US and Canada with code SMART. Please note: certain exclusions apply, but the coupon covers most of the store.
Whether you prefer a trick or a treat, we hope you have a safe and sexy Halloween!
For Ben Wa balls, eggs and the like, bigger and lighter can be easier to start with as smaller and heavier are much more difficult to keep in place. Just in case anyone was wondering.