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Here is the most important information:
AdamandEve.com is offering Smart Bitches readers 50% off a single item plus free standard shipping in the US and Canada with code SMART. Please note: certain exclusions apply, but the coupon covers most of the store.
If you’d like to see some of the toys we’ve featured in previous posts, check out our Adam & Eve tag!
Though the theme of this post is Valentine’s Day, I know some people aren’t too excited for this particular holiday. I’m a take-it-or-leave-it kind of gal.
However, my favorite color is red, so you win some, you lose some. And yes…all of the things below are red. Did I keep from buying all of them? Surprisingly, yes. But if anything appeals to you here or on the site, there should enough time to get any goodies ordered before Valentine’s Day, if you happen to be celebrating!
This post is extremely NSFW! You have been warned!
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Tantric Satin Ties Wrist Cuffs – $16.95 $8.48 with SMART coupon!
These adjustable cuffs are lined with smooth satin to prevent friction irritation and have a Velcro closure. There is one clip to hook the cuffs together, but it looks like both cuffs have D-rings attached, which could be used for any sort of rope work. Some reviews note that these cuffs are a little on the bigger side, making it a good starter bondage cuff (in my opinion) if your partner doesn’t want to feel too restricted.
Truly Yours Red Alert Bullet – $29.95 $14.98 with SMART coupon!
I love pretty packaging, so can we just admire the box for this bullet vibrator for a sec? I’m also a huge fan of bullets in general. My sex toy staple is a bullet and it’s still going 7+ years later.
This vibrator takes AAA batteries and comes with a free pack to get your started. It also has 3 speed settings that can be combine with 7 different pulsations, and it’s waterproof. This bullet is also from the “award-winning bullet makers at Rocks-Off,” and I kind of need to know more about these awards and how they’re judged. Listen, Rocks-Off…if you read this and need some guinea pigs for new products, call me.
Adam & Eve Strawberry Clit Sensitizer Gel – $10.95 $5.48 with SMART coupon!
For couples or individuals just dipping their toes (or genitalia) into the sex toy waters, I always recommended lubes and sensitizers as a good start. They’re approachable and fun, and I feel like nothing breaks the ice better than giggling about how your lube smells like waffles. This strawberry sensitizing gel is good to use with a partner or by yourself. There’s about 1 ounce of product in this bottle, so you know it’s TSA safe!
Crimson Tied Heart Padlock Nipple Clamps – $19.95 $9.98 with SMART Coupon
How cute are these? I’d seriously take that padlock heart and put it in my keyring, if I could. The standalone image makes these clamps seem bigger than they are; I recommended looking at the item’s page because Adam & Eve include a size reference photo with a fake chest. These clamps are adjustable with spring-loaded pressure screws and can reach a max adjustment width of a half inch.
Red Hot Blaze Clitoral Vibe – $59.95 $29.98 with SMART coupon!
Now, I’ve tested this out. Not directly, but it was a vibrator I looked at while perusing my local sex shop (shout out to Good Vibrations!). It was tested on my hand, but this thing packs a punch. This vibe is mainly used for clitoral stimulation and has 10 different vibration patterns. It’s also USB rechargeable and waterproof. It takes 150 minutes to recharge from dead and a full change gives you 180 minutes of run time.
Sex & Mischief Whip And Tickle – $19.95 $9.98 with SMART coupon!
This item has a pain/pleasure sort of appeal. One end has a soft feather tickler, while the other end 7 inches of latex whip strands. Now, gather round for some whip education. In my experience, the thinner the whip strands, the more it will hurt because there is less surface area causing impact. So if you’re a new to this aspect of sex toys or have a light pain tolerance, I would not recommend this for first timers. And personally, I find latex strands to sting a bit more than leather or vegan leather.
Booty Sparks Rose Anal Plug (small) – $12.95 $6.48 with SMART coupon!
This anal plug comes in three sizes, which I think is awesome. The largest size is $19.95 before the coupon and has a “3 inch insertable length x 1.6 inch width.” The smallest size has a “2 inch insertable length x 1 inch width.” The medium is directly in between the two. The plug itself is made of aluminum alloy and can be heated or cooled down for an added bonus. And for all you sex goths out there, you can get the rose accent in black.
Booty Sparks Red Heard Gem Anal Plug (small) – $12.95 $6.48 with SMART coupon!
Not really a flowers person? Well, Booty Sparks has you covered! They offer this same plug (same size variations as well) but with a red heart gem accent instead!
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Thank you to Adam and Eve for the coupon, and for sponsoring this post!
Don’t forget – AdamandEve.com is offering Smart Bitches readers 50% off a single item plus free standard shipping in the US and Canada with code SMART. Please note: certain exclusions apply, but the coupon covers most of the store.
Do you have a favorite way to celebrate Valentine’s Day in the bedroom? As long as I get candy in some fashion, I’m pretty much satisfied.
