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The New York Times Terminates Contract with Romance Columnist Olivia Waite After Bluesky Repost

"The value of being neutral depends entirely on what you’re staying neutral about."

Holiday Gift Guide 2026: Puzzles and Rad Swag!

Stuff We Like Holiday Gift Guide: Puzzles and Rad Swag!

Holiday Gift Guide 2026, Volume 2, reporting for perusal! As I mentioned last week, we’ll be posting weekly collections of gift ideas until Christmas week, so come back every Wednesday for shopping with Smart Bitches! If you’ve got ideas for our gift guides, there’s a whole post for you to share your suggestions so I can highlight them in future collections. This week: Puzzle subscriptions! Gorgeous washi tape! And many of your fine and excellent … Continue reading Holiday Gift Guide 2026: Puzzles and Rad Swag! →

Links: Stamps, Fall Out Boy, & More

An illustrated image of a desk space with a computer, stack of books, reading glasses, and a mug.

Welcome back, everyone! I impulse bought and treated myself to a 3-book special edition book box from Probably Smut. They let you choose the genres and it was a tough choice. I went with Omegaverse Why Choose, Small Town Why Choose, and Billionaire Marriage of Convenience. I was very tempted by the Dark Cowboy option, but alas, the next tier up was for six books. We’re attending a Friendsgiving today for a dear friend (and … Continue reading Links: Stamps, Fall Out Boy, & More →

Tarot After Dark: Down the Rabbit Hole

Smart Bitches After Dark Tarot Smart Bitches in a blue typewriter font, and After Dark in a neon pink lettering with a massive amount of pink neon glow around it. In the lower left corner are three tarot cards, two black, and one white with blue and gold accents

This piece of literary mayhem is exclusive to Smart Bitches After Dark, but fret not. If you’d like to join, we’d love to have you! Have a look at our membership options, and come join the fun! If you want to have a little extra fun, be a little more yourself, and be part of keeping the site open for everyone in the future, we can’t wait to see you in our new subscription-based section … Continue reading Tarot After Dark: Down the Rabbit Hole →

Books On Sale

Cozy Fantasy, Omegaverse, & More

Books on Sale: Thighs Wide Shut by Hayley Fleming & More

RECOMMENDED: Thighs Wide Shut by Hayley Fleming is $1.99! We recently ran a guest review from Jane Buehler and she gave it a B+:

While I did have some frustrations with the characters and their romance, I loved all the medical parts and found so much of the writing to be very fun. If you ask me, romance novels are at the forefront of broadening the narrative, and Thighs Wide Shut is a great leap forward.

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Help A Bitch Out

HaBO: Hot Tub Strap-Ons

This HaBO comes from Chris, who is looking for this sexy contemporary: I remember that this book was hot! There was a woman who wore a strap-on with a guy.  I believe a hot tub was involved. I have to find this book!  I’ve been trying to remember more about it, but that’s all I’ve got. Not a ton to go on, but it sounds pretty memorable.

Books On Sale

Haunted Houses, Demons, & More

Books on Sale: A Sprinkle of Sweet Serendipity by Rachel Linden & More

A Sprinkle of Sweet Serendipity by Rachel Linden is $1.99! This is a standalone contemporary romance with light fantasy elements. This reminds me slightly of the 1999 movie Simply Irresistible with Sarah Michelle Gellar. Does anyone else remember that?

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Cover Snark: Seeing Eye Puzzles

A furry grizzly bear is roaring with its mouth opened wide. If you look closely at its fur, you'll see the shape of a woman with her blonde hair in a braid.

Welcome to Cover Snark! Also, you’ll start to see Alison popping into some posts and eventually running content. She’s covering for when my mat leave starts, but we have a more formal introduction coming soon. From C: Lion Hat or Concerning Growth? Sarah: First, that woman with that braid was on at least 3 New Adult covers I can think of. Second, this is so disturbing I can’t look directly at it. Third, what about … Continue reading Cover Snark: Seeing Eye Puzzles →

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