Welcome back to Cover Snark!
Sarah: This is quite a cover. I’m honestly not sure if I like it?
Elyse: She needs to see someone about her thyroid.
Sarah: I think the sense I get for this cover is “almost perfect.” If he’d been one step higher so they were closer in height and, uh, alignment, I don’t think I’d be so puzzled.
His placement between her knees is very hot – and hey he could be going down the ladder OR up, so perhaps my judgment is inaccurate.
Oh ho: “While he and Rebecca detest each other, several months before the fire, Roger and Rebecca have spectacularly hot sex in a library at a friend’s ball.” (per Lara’s review)
So this is leaning more toward hot for me.
Claudia: Her neck is very distracting! I would have liked it a lot better otherwise.
Amanda: It also looks like she doesn’t know what to do with her hands.
Sarah: Did this need the moustache?
Amanda: That looks like a poop log.
Sarah: Partially melted Tootsie Roll?
Wait, no, that’s worse.
Elyse: Am I the only one confused by his head?
Amanda: It’s very…phallic.
Elyse: It looks too small for the body.
Sara: What head? Where is it?
Buddy! Where’s your head?
From Kristine: Maybe it’s just me, but the dude in the cover of Tomorrow’s Lasting Joy looks clownish with that expression.
Sarah: His expression is definitely giving me the creeps. Holy cow.
Amanda: His hair feels attached to the hat.
Sarah: Wait, I think that’s a million dollar idea, honestly. Instead of dealing with hat head, tuck all your hair up and wear the Hair Hat so you’re perfectly styled every time? Genius!
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