It’s the day after Christmas! And I figured it was a good time to purge our links of some holiday stuff we’ve seen. If you celebrated the holiday, we hope it was merry and lovely. If you don’t celebrate Christmas, we still hope your day was merry and lovely.
Science has found that alcohol helps you speak a foreign language a bit better. Some of us already had a feeling this was true, but Time has the full details!
Love Actually Jezebelis a rather divisive Christmas movie, and I think I’m more in the camp of “no, thanks” than “yes, please.” For the holiday season, resurrected Lindy West’s rewatching of the movie:
Okay, turns out, the kid—whose name is Sam and who’s played by Jojen Reed from Game of Thrones—is “in love” with a girl named Joanna (which is HIS DEAD MOM’S NAME, BTW), but she doesn’t know he exists. Probably because he’s been hanging out with the men of Love Actually too much, so he just sits around being a self-pitying douche instead of FUCKING TALKING TO HER LIKE A HUMAN BEING.
When Sam tells Liam Neeson that’s why he’s depressed, Liam Neeson laughs in his face. Then they come up with 900 different strategies to “make” Joanna fall in love with him. Weirdly, none of the strategies are “Say hi to her.” Also not considered: “You’re 11. Calm the fuck down.”
(Ugh, Jojen, just put this movie out of its misery with your frog spear already.)
How do you feel about the movie?
Want some feels about neighbors starting off on the wrong foot and then things having a happy ending?
I wanted the best way to tell my neighbor that he tried it with his late night party. So I wrote him a letter and baked him a cake. pic.twitter.com/SxPKAzOHp0
— Candice Marie Benbow (@CandiceBenbow) December 15, 2018
Who could hate Christmas dragons? Apparently, one lady does.
Have one of my favorite holiday sketches from Saturday Night Live:
Don’t forget to share what super cool things you’ve seen, read, or listened to this week! And if you have anything you think we’d like to post on a future Wednesday Links, send it my way!