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RITA Reader Challenge Review: The Moon That Night by Helen Brenna

RITA Reader Challenge Review: The Moon That Night by Helen Brenna

This RITA® Reader Challenge review was written by Emily, who did not finish (DNF) the book. This novel finaled in the Contemporary Series Romance: Suspense/Adventure category. Plot Summary: Kate Dillon has never met a man worth his weight in packing peanuts. Maybe she’s simply too stubborn, too independent and too much of everything men don’t want. Just when she’s decided that Mr. Right doesn’t exist, James Riley crashes back into her life. Ten years ago … Continue reading RITA Reader Challenge Review: The Moon That Night by Helen Brenna

RITA Reader Challenge Review

RITA Reader Challenge Review: The Wedding Garden by Linda Goodnight

RITA Reader Challenge Review: The Wedding Garden by Linda Goodnight

This is a new one for the RITA® Reader Challenge: Reina tried to read it, and couldn’t get through the book. So it’s a DNF/ Did Not Finish for her. But the description and her review might signal that it’s a book that may appeal to you. Plot Summary: “Are You My Dad?” The young boy’s question shocks Sloan Hawkins. Until Sloan realizes he is this child’s father. Years ago, the former bad boy was … Continue reading RITA Reader Challenge Review: The Wedding Garden by Linda Goodnight

Book Review

Rushed to the Altar by Jane Feather: A Book Rant from Dora

Rushed to the Altar by Jane Feather: A Book Rant from Dora

Every now and again, I receive an epic rant about a book that not only displeased the reader but set her off in a truly hilarious fit of rage. I call them ‘Book Rants,’ because sometimes ranting about a book that made you furious is the only way to squeeze a little good out of an altogether horrific reading experience. Today’s Book Rant comes from Dora, who was not pleased by this book. This book … Continue reading Rushed to the Altar by Jane Feather: A Book Rant from Dora

Book Review

The Prodigal Son by Beth Andrews

The Prodigal Son by Beth Andrews

I started reading this book because it contained some tropes I like, and a setting I thought I would enjoy. Vineyards! A winery! A small town/small community setting with a character returning home for whatever reason – I usually enjoy this kind of story. The problem here is that most of the characters go too far into negative territory and I was afraid that the author wouldn’t be able to get them out. About halfway … Continue reading The Prodigal Son by Beth Andrews

Book Review

Walkin’ Dusty Roads of Metaphor

Walkin’ Dusty Roads of Metaphor

Here at Smart Bitches, I am not one to shrink away from a metaphor. In the past few years, both Candy and I have employed a metaphor, and by “employed” I do mean “beaten into the ground with overuse and obviousness.” Our use of metaphor is completely, and utterly lame compared to some of the opening lines of this novella. Here, have the plot summary provided by the publisher in the opening pages: Dusty Roads … Continue reading Walkin’ Dusty Roads of Metaphor

Book Review

Goodnight Tweetheart by Teresa Medeiros

Goodnight Tweetheart by Teresa Medeiros

I wanted to like this book. I like epistolary novels, and I really like epistolary novels involving technology. I liked Meg Cabot’s “The Boy Next Door,” which is largely told via email, even with the weird part where the villain is running down the stairs and the heroine is on her laptop in the stairwell typing that the villain is running down the stairs. OMG… pick your laptop up and run, girl! I also have … Continue reading Goodnight Tweetheart by Teresa Medeiros

Book Review

Adora by Bertrice Small, A Guest Review by RedHeadedGirl

Adora by Bertrice Small, A Guest Review by RedHeadedGirl

RedHeadedGirl is back, this time with a book reviewed by request: Bertrice Small’s 1981 book, Adora. Small is one of my absolute favorite old-skool authors. I have a soft spot for “Blaze Wyndham” like you wouldn’t believe. But I’ve never read this one. I tried, you guys.  I really tried.  It doesn’t help that the copy I got smells to high heaven (It must have been owned by a smoker and it is moldy) and … Continue reading Adora by Bertrice Small, A Guest Review by RedHeadedGirl

Book Review

Long Time Gone by Meg Benjamin

Long Time Gone by Meg Benjamin

I started reading Long Time Gone by Meg Benjamin because the description intrigued me, and because the cover caught my eye. The hero is an eldest brother and the acting chief of police – and isn’t as sure of himself as one would think. Erik Toleffson has a lot of regrets in his life, particularly that in his youth he was a rebellious fuck up and a bully to his younger brothers, up to and including … Continue reading Long Time Gone by Meg Benjamin

Book Review

Taken Beyond Temptation by Cara Summers

Taken Beyond Temptation by Cara Summers

Since I’m reading on a Kindle I have no idea what page I’m on, but I’m estimating that I’m 1/10th of the way through this book, and I don’t want to continue. The WTFery is piled so high, I can’t see my way to the end. Jillian Brightman purchased a big ol’ house with her sisters, and they’ve teamed up to turn it into an inn. Jillian, according to the cover synopsis, has a secret … Continue reading Taken Beyond Temptation by Cara Summers

Book Review

Love on the Rocks by Pamela Yaye

Love on the Rocks by Pamela Yaye

I have been monster busy and therefore craving Harlequins for reading – but this one I couldn’t get through, no matter how many times I told myself that maybe after a few more pages the book would pick up and get better. I had to stop about halfway through. Tangela and Warrick were together for seven years before a messy and painful breakup, one that they’ve apparently never talked about. When Tangela shows up on … Continue reading Love on the Rocks by Pamela Yaye

Book Review

Irrational Arousal by Summer Devon

Irrational Arousal by Summer Devon

I first mentioned this book because of its cover. Oh, what a cover. In the comments, someone asked if the book itself was as bad as the cover. No, not at all. But cover notwithstanding, I couldn’t finish the book. The premise of the book is interesting: for unknown reasons, the hero and heroine mind-meld whenever they’re sexually stimulated. They don’t know one another, but suddenly they are in each other’s minds during orgasm. Talk … Continue reading Irrational Arousal by Summer Devon

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