Welcome back to Cover Snark!
From Maeve: Honey, I think the shrimp was off…
Sarah: Lower left abdomen is appendix, right? Or is that gall bladder? DID SOMEONE STEAL HIS GALL BLADDER?
He’s really feeling himself.
Amanda: The tattoos are giving me some weird optical illusion, like his musculature is on the outside.
Sneezy: Me too. If not that, I can’t tell what tattoos are supposed to be.
It also looks like he’s wearing thigh highs, but if he is, why does he look like a zombie ate his brains?
Melodie: If the “Best Husband in Texas” is this guy with the dead cold shark eyes I’m kinda worried for Texas.
Sarah: Even pixelated that expression gives me the jibblies.
Amanda: There’s a lot happening here, letter-wise. Also “Lass Small” I’m assuming is the author, but it feels like caveman speak for “tiny woman” and that makes me laugh.
Sneezy: This is a mess and I hate it.
Sarah: Here’s a truly excellent cover from this week’s RTRW.
Is he about to take a bite out of her throat? Dude, I think she needs all that.
Also the fact that they’re both kneeling and we can see their lower legs is so funny.
Amanda: Trying to enjoy my teeny tiny glass of champagne and fruit for ants while the wind is whipping my hair around and sand into my face sounds miserable.
Sneezy: Ha!!! The sand got to the champagne and the fruit before them AND the ants!
From SqueeMe: Is this a romance or an ad for an oversized pickup truck? Also nothing about this cover makes sense with the title or this being inspirational romance or romantic suspense.
Tara: I showed this one to a friend and he said: He spurned me so I burninated his truck
Sarah: BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE
BURNINATING THE F150
Nothing says Godly Romance like creating your own Brownfield site.
The ground was contaminated after the fire, but their love was not!
Sneezy: I dunno, I know my love will be contaminated for sure if someone burned stuff so irresponsibly. “Darling, you could have started a wildfire. What can you possibly say for us to come back from that?”
