Elyse supplied this one! We all had some questions.
What did she know? Did it have something to do with the creepy carousel horses in the background? Or is she just wondering whether or not she left her curling wand plugged in?
She also looks like she should be viewed in 3D.
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That 5 star chili was a REALLY bad idea!
Death, war, and famine were already going round and round. Pestilence couldn’t be far off now. She knew she should’ve kept her hands away. She’d never risk it again. She was strong, she could resist. She whispered the oath as she put on her mask. No more nose picking, ever. No more nose picking.
1. Her hair looked fantastic; and
2. Somebody farted.
So that’s where baby clowns come from. Ew.
What She Knew (A sexy reverse harem carousel pony shifter romance).
Caro always knew that she’d never be satisfied by an average man… but will three sexy carousel pony shifters be too rough to ride?
The Hummel carousel pony figurines that her grandmother had left her as an inheritance were only worth $49 for the entire set. Damn you, Antiques Roadshow!
She who smelt it, dealt it.
She knew to not go off with the hot-but-sort-of-weird guy to look at his carousel horse collection.
Constipation: It’s not just for when you’re on a carousel.
She knew that last burrito would be her undoing … Here she was, stuck on the carousel to nowhere, malevolent ponies all around, and the port-a-potties were on the other side of the fairgrounds …oh, the horror.
She knew those fucking carousel horses were possessed!
OR
Either the horses were floating or there was something seriously wrong with the funnel cake she just ate.
In the beginning, there were swings. The hours she spent spent flying back and forth, spinning the twist, ending with giant leaps in the air and a stuck landing in the kiddie sand pit, those were the days of her life. Then HE came to town with his smile and calloused hands and a belt with all the best tools. Little did she know that he and his rocking horses could grind back and forth for hours or that he was so sprung. But when the bodies of orgasmically-induced rigor mortis park moms began piling up under the hooves of his ponies from hell, everyone pointed to her and asked: What she knew, and when she knew it?
She knew her friend was nuts for succumbing to the wiles of the carousel roadie. Sure he was cute,in a dirty, unwashed sort of way, but you always end up going home with something unexpected.
Like lice.
True story.
Wait! Not me. I was the voice of reason who did not say “I told you so.”
Those shoes with that dress? Clearly no one had the stripes and plaids talk with that one.
The horses were fake, the farts were real.
She knew letting that kid get on the rocking horse right after dinner was a bad idea. What she didn’t know was how much would come back out, and how fast.
(Like DonnaMarie, the voice of experience, although in our case it was a tire swing.)
“Life is a carousel, old chum!” ( With apologies to Liza Minnelli.)
That 5 star chili was a REALLY bad idea !
The Day the Carousel Came to Life
The latest release in the Amusement Park Thriller Series–it’s not just the rides which elicit a scream!
“Scooby Doo and the Haunted Carousel” was a bad movie, but the role of Daphne was one that any actress would kill for.
“At least Catherine had real horses,” she whinnied, “no matter how real these ones smell.”
Wherever she went, whatever she did, they always found her
Nothing would stop her from reporting the many safety violations at this amusement park, not even that handsome carny with a twinkle in his eye.
She knew why her love life seemed to just being going round-n-round and up-n-down. Doesn’t mean she had the will to break free. She was stuck on this carousel of love.
No way was she getting on one of those with that raging yeast infection!
She knew better than to lick those horses.