Oh, the fun of a Caption That Cover when the cover is so completely barmy.
Here, have another look:
Ahh. Nothing like some sweet, busty WTFery in the morning, right?
So, without further ado, the honorable mentions in our cover captioning contest. The entries ranged from…
The domestic:
Kathy: “Now look, this is how we hang the sheets at my mother’s house. Are you watching? See, it’s just that easy.”
Laurie: This is the way we wash the sheets (wash the sheets, wash the sheets), this is the way we wash the sheets, so early in the morning.
The silly:
Lisa Law: Look out your window at your man. Now look at me. Now look at your man’s nipple. Now look at mine…”
Snidley Whiplash: I couldn’t help but notice, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes
Ruby Duvall:
Hello, ladies. Look at my hand, now back at my chest, now back at my hand, NOW BACK AT MY PECS. Where are you? You’re in a hot air balloon, with the man your man could smell like!!!
The breasty:
Brianna: ‘Hello, I am your lactation consultant for today. Let me show you how to get your baby to latch on.’
Teshara: “Suckle here, my dear. It’s alright. I have a modesty cover…”
and The disgusting:
Chance: Hey Baby, ever heard of a dutch oven? no? excellent.
Elysabeth: Behold, the world’s most over dramatic dutch oven.
But the winner for simplicity and wit is Jen for “Jason failed to pitch a tent twice that night.”
HAAA!
Congrats Jen, and well done, you among the honorable mentions. Jen, please email me at sarahATsmartbitchestrashybooksDOTcom with the bookstore of your choice so I can arrange your prize.
And big mad props to author Alexis Harrington, who told us that during a book signing many attendees thought he’d written the book. So maybe that’s what the sheet is for? The original manuscript was written on cotton-poly?
Now – who has a yen to wash the bedsheets today?
Ha, fantastic—that’s my daily dose of juvenility taken care of, and how! Well done, Jen.
Aww—you didn’t give any of the vampire themes an honorable mention!
Congrats to Jen! Her caption certainly rocked.
Okay, I had to follow the link to understand the who wrote the book sentence. I had looked at the cover and thought, if Alexis Harrington hadn’t written the book who had? Now I understand that the people thought the model had written the book. So, sad.
Those are awesome!
I loved reading the entries—the bitchery is rather clever!
And always glad for the reminder that a daily dose of silliness is a good thing. =)
😀 Later that night I was thinking ‘Bet you thought mantitty was for form not function’ but it was too late. 😛
Jen = brilliant
Congrats to the winners! This was a lot of fun!
There was one about a magician that was pretty funny, too. This was one of the better caption contests in a while, I think!
So funny! It looked to me as if he was trying to dispose of the body. It’s a CSI episode teaser!
so maybe i’m completely out of the loop, but—- what is a dutch oven exactly? the only dutch oven i know of doesn’t place it in the disgusting category.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven_(practical_joke)
I had to look it up, too. ^_^;;
oh okay… thanks!
my little brother is the king of the dutch oven then, and now the cover quotes are more hilarious.
Jen’s quote was great, but I thought this one took the cake:
“Now look, this is how we hang the sheets at my mother’s house. Are you watching? See, it’s just that easy.”