Romantic Times Rewind: June 2014 Review Images

Smart Podcast Trashy Books Romantic Times RewindIn this week’s podcast episode, we’re looking at the book reviews for the June 2014 issue of Romantic Times, aka RT Book Reviews.

Ready for an absolute mile and a half of cover art?

I am! Let’s do this!

You can also find all the RTRW content at our category page for Romantic Times Rewind. 

And, most importantly, if you want to listen and follow along with this entry, we have more detail in the audio, but you can click play and listen and read and absorb all the visual goodness:

Let’s start with the cover:

RT Book Reviews June 2014 cover features some cover art for a Susan Mallery book with the headline Susan Mallery Strikes Gold Once Again with a back to back trilogy. The image is a White man holding a woman up. She has her legs around his waist and literally nothing about the image makes sense bc its like she was sitting on something and whatever it was has been erased. The other names are Laurell K Hamilton, the RT Aard Winners, an author we refuse to talk about, and a headline SEEKING BILLIONAIRE SUBMISSIVES

We’ll get more into the twee imagery in the Ads & Features episode.

Amanda and I also chatted about who would be on the cover of RT magazine if the magazine were still in print? What authors would be featured on the front today?

Historical 

Amanda wanted to discuss how these two reviews use very similar structure and language:

Two reviews side by side one for A Dream of Desire by Nina Rowan which reads With its Dickensian backdrop, suspense, passion and edge-of- seat danger, Rowan’s latest is a thought- provoking romance that forces readers to see the darkness under the glittering world of wealth and title. Strong characters and a taut plotline keep readers engrossed as Rowan builds the tension to a perfect pitch before leading Talia and James to the HEA. Then a review for How to School your Scoundrel by Juliana Gray: It may be that Gray saved the best in her Princess in Hiding trilogy for last. With its smart, unconventional plot and well-developed characters, combined with Gray’s knack for sexual tension, suspense and a carefully detailed backdrop, this is another captivating novel. There’s also plenty of Gray’s biting repartée and humor as you hold your breath until the deep-sigh ending.

As we’ve discussed, most of the time the reviews do not show the book cover, so it’s always a surprise to see the covers when I’m editing. Remember these cover trends? The “show the heroine but only from the nose down” style was quite the fashion!

A Dream of Desire by Nina Rowan has a close up of a woman's torso? with an antique key around her neck and a deep neckline of a ruffled dress that's pale peach the heroine is White and her lower jaw and hands are showingHow to School a Scoundrel features a very blue cover. There's a white woman from the nose down lounging back on a blue settee, wearing a blue brocade dress that's hiked up above her knees - scandalous! - and blue low heeled shoes that are very pretty

Meanwhile, I looked at the sequel to my earlier historical pick:

Review for The Virgin of Clan Sinclair by Karen Ranney: Each Sinclair novel is more delightful than the last. With this clever, sexy, fun and fast read, Ranney will make readers smile, laugh, sigh and just revel in her stor ytelling. SUMMARY: Ellice Traylor is the image of a quiet, refined young lady, but her imagi- nation is wild. Ellice is stunned when a man who closely resembles the hero of her book — Ross Forster, Earl of Glads- den — walks into her life. Ellice stows away in his carriage, hoping to reach Edinburgh and get her book published. Ross discovers her manuscript under the seat, realizing that if Ellice ever publishes it, people will believe he is her hero and his political career will be ruined. He’ll do anything to stop her — but he doesn’t plan on being caught in a compromising situation and having to marry her. Ellice must convince Ross her book is nothing more than a delicious dream, but she is about to discover that real life can be better than fiction.

Aw, the heroine accidentally wrote Real People Fic?

Or, was it more that she described a historical romance hero, and they’re all very similar so Ross totally thought it was him?

Somewhere, Carly Simon is mad she didn't write a song about Ross, I bet!

Carly Simon singing at the piano against a purple sky captioned You're so van I bet you think this song is about you

Mainstream Fiction

We had a lot more two-star reviews in this issue, and especially in mainstream fiction, where the cover trend of “beaches, feet, and lowercase letters” continues. ‘

Nantucket Sisters by Nancy Thayer shows a blue striped beach bag and a peach colored beach bag on the sand with some blue and yellow flip flops with the ocean in the background. the title and author are inlowercase against the sky the backdrop is purple planks of wood with candle lanterns in glass jars and strings of lights across the top. The author name Mary Kay Andrews is in green lowercase and the title Save the Date is in pink lowercase. CAPITAL LETTERS are a THING. Yeesh

The reviews are really interesting to us, especially the concluding sentences that contradict the rest of the review text.

Two reviews: NANTUCKET SISTERS Nancy Thayer Two stars Thayer’s novel is difficult to get through because it suffers from a large amount of telling the reader what is happening, rather than showing through action and dialogue. Much of the tale takes place “off set,” which makes the pacing very slow and not very exciting. Some coincidences also seem very convenient. Romance lov- ers will enjoy the heartwarming conclusion to the love stories. SAVE THE DATE Mary Kay Andrews Three Stars Readers who love weddings will swoon over Andrews’ latest book, filled with flower y nuptial minutiae. Large chunks of the book are funny, witty, ten- der and compelling, but equally large swaths include stor ylines that peter out, unbelievable coincidences and a hero who’s too nice. Save this one for a date with a warm day and a comfy lounge chair.

Teen Scene

Fire demons in detention! Unfortunate demon stereotypes? And Mucho Drama!

RUMOR CENTRAL: TRUTH OR DARE ReShonda Tate Billingsley FOUR STARS These frenemies are bringing mucho drama as a kidnapping, rumors and more make this a spring break trip to re- member. Always entertaining, Billingsley once again tells a drama-filled tale that’s sure to entertain. The Dark World by Cara Lynn schultz, two stars Shultz’s newest novel leaves much to be desired. In a genre where demons are quite commonplace, Shultz does little to set her story apart. Paige and her romantic interest, Logan, also feel like unfortunate stereotypes. Though not en- tirely without its charms, The Dark World is not a memorable read.

RUMOR CENTRAL Truth or Dare by reshonda tate billinsley features a Black woman with long wave hair and a very hot purple clingy dress leaning with one arm on a leather sofa arm looking at the readers The DarkWorld by Cara Lynn Shultz features a white woman in profile with bangs and dark brown hair while behind her is a vertical skyline of a city

Seriously, teenagers can easily handle a fire demons.

Science Fiction and Fantasy

In this section, we talked about Emmi Itäranta’s Memory of Water, which is about climate change in a world where the military controls all the sources of fresh water. Check out the cover:

Memory of water features a very, very pale white woman with blue eyes and a long philtrum looking at the reader through a drawn blue O-shape.

This was book five, and the final book in a series, and the reviewer is saying to start with the last book, it’s all good:

Crown of Reneal has a white guy with a beard looking at the reader with a white woman in a tall gold crown offering a chalice to the reader

Mad lad indeed!

Mystery, Suspense & Thriller

We talked about:

Without you by Saskia Sarginson has the title in big red letters against an image of a flat beach with a small figure of a person inside the O

and this one, which had a big ol’ nothingburger of a review:

Deadly decor - a messy color ful kitchen with dogs and puppies on the floor

This is the review:

Mystery, Amateur Sleuth, Series DeaDly Decor Karen Rose Smith Four Stars The second entry in this entertaining series takes readers on a great ride. The storyline is enjoyable and when the truth is revealed, readers will be surprised by the killer’s motive. The zany, complex characters will hold readers’ interest.

Very bland text for a book that gets four stars?! Which per their rubric, printed at the top of the page:

The rubric or review ratings explained in detail:

Four stars: Compelling! A page-turner!

We are confused.

Inspirational

Now this section was indeed a wild ride.

Full Steam Ahead by Karen Witemeyer features a white woman with wide eyes and a shocked expression in a green period dress with white ruffles and trim. Behind her is a guy smirking while he handles a train boiler

The summary is gold. I’d give the summary 4.5 stars TP-GOLD.

Historical Full STeAm AheAd Karen Witemeyer HHHHH Witemeyer’s latest is full-steam-ahead good! Readers will appreciate the research the author has done to give her story depth and give her characters added dimension. They will also enjoy the solid storyline, mystery elements and humorous moments. Christian fiction fans, look no further — Witemeyer does an excellent job showcasing the characters’ growth in their faith and how forgiving oneself is paramount to one’s personal relationship with the Lord. Summary: Ever since a boiler exploded aboard the Louisiana, Darius Thornton has been trying to find a way to prevent another deadly disaster. Nicole Renard’s father is deathly ill, so she leaves home in search of a husband and heir for her father’s shipping business. Nicole finds herself taking a secretarial position for a reclusive scientist obsessed with boilers. As Nicole and Darius grow closer, will she be able to tell him the truth about why she left home?

Obsessed with boilers.

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Thomas the tank engine falls off a cliff with the caption BUST MY BOILER

And then, we learn all about cattle fraud thanks to this book:

A woman in a flowing red dress backlit by the sunset with long flowy IG influencer blonde hair as she looks over the gate to a ranch

The review begins “Claire is a strong female read.”

K.

Romantic Suspense

Five total books in this section. Five.

We still aren’t sure what the person on this cover is…wearing? Wrapped up in?

The XYZ Affair by Mary Billiter has a blue wedge shape at the top, but ther's a beige inset of a woman possibly wearing a tarp? Camo It's weird

And we’ll be talking about the cover for Kat Martin’s Against the Wild in the next episode in depth.

Contemporary Romance

Would you buy a book that is reviewed with the phrase, “strong, sweaty and lusty sex scenes,” followed by the idea that said love scenes will “make the readers sweat?”

A woman in a short sleeved pink dress presses against a guy in a grey tshirt and they look like they are either wrestling or dancing or both

They don’t look sweaty?

Paranormal Romance

I didn’t have much to say about Air Bound by Christine Feehan except that the heroine, an air elemental, is named AIRiana. 

But we also have a Viking Vampire Angel Navy SEAL book1!!!11!!

A guy with wings and no shirt and a leather jacket and a mullet looks at the reader while holding a big big sword and looking tired and annoyed

That’s Mordr.

Urban Fantasy

White heart of justice features a woman in white holding a sword while wearing a furry hood and looking really peeved

What is the political infrastructure of a demon-based society? What is included in waxing magic?

And look!! It’s the last Merry Gentry book!

A gold close up of glitter with A shiver of LIght in sanserif font

I also talk about The Given:

a black and white image of a guy in a suit with wings looming over a woman in a vivid blue dress and 50s style curls sitting on a desk

Series Romance

A white guy in a white shirt and a beige cowboy hat sits next to a smiling woman in a tank top who is visibly pregnant
Surprise, he’s a NERD!!

And also surprise, this hero is a former NBA-star turned fire department captain!

A close up of a topless man with light brown skin looking over his shoulder at a Black woman in a red dress with the words Burning Desire on hsi chest

Erotic Romance

So many two star reviews this month. June 2014 also marks the release of Sweet Filthy Boy a book Amanda loves.

I was struck by the duology that combines Megan Hart and Sarah Morgan? Those seem like very different writers to me!

And Amanda disliked the slut shaming in the review for this book:

A black and white picture of a nude white woman with a rope loosely around her wrists holding a vivid red rose against a black background

And that’s the last of the books we discussed as we read all the reviews in this issue.

Our next episode will examine the advertisements and features in this issue, and that’ll air on November 17. And remember, if you join the Patreon, you’ll get access to the entire issue as a PDF.

What do you think? Have you read any of these? Which would you recommend? 

And are you obsessed with boilers?

Comments are Closed

  1. Kareni says:

    I am not obsessed with boilers (nor with boils).

    Still having issues reading posts on the site as the pages continue to freeze mid-read and mid-comment. Sigh. (I read on a Kindle Fire.)

  2. HeatherS says:

    I haven’t read any of them, but my grudge against Laurel K. Hamilton for the way she ruined the Anita Blake series (and her online lecture to her critical fans, who were “obviously just a bunch of prudes who couldn’t appreciate Her Art”) persists. The woman is not the greatest author ever, she needs an editor SO BADLY, and her 700-page books need a whole lot more PLOT, not just copy/paste sex scenes and stupid relationship drama with her Blatantly Obvious Mary Sue main character. I dumped the series after “Bullet” because I just couldn’t stand how bad they’d gotten, and that was generous, considering the dumpster fire that was the novella “Flirt”.

  3. Hannah says:

    I subscribed to RT Book Reviews for several years just before they ceased publication in print. I seem to remember they went to digital only for their last few years of publication. After that, I cancelled my subscription, because it just wasn’t as enjoyable to read online.

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