Smart Bitches Hanukkah Festival Giveaway: Part Four!

imageHanukkah, oh Hanukkah, it’s not getting old yet, the candle lighting and the present opening and the awesome fried foods!

So, let’s bring in more festival merriment to celebrate reading of both digital and paper books with yet another giveaway! I have a collection of urban fantasy, science fiction, and paranormal romance. It’s kinda huge. Huge like a sword that’s twice as long as three heroines, all wearing leather pants with just a hint of muffin top.

All you have to do to win is leave a comment, and I’ll select a winner each day. These contests are open to international winners, and I will do my best to ship this week, provided people send me their addresses promptly.

Standard disclaimers apply: I’m not being compensated for this giveaway. If anything, my gift is exceptional support of the United States Postal Service (Happy Hanukkah, US Mail Carriers!). The tallest candle in the menorah is called the “shammash,” and it means “helper.” It lights the other candles, unless you drop it. Then it’s helping you burn yourself. Many bags look like, but most menorahs, or menorot, look different.

Ahoy! Contest the fourth!

On the Fourth Night of Hanukkah, Smart Bitches Gave to Me: A massive selection of urban fantasy, science fiction and paranormal romance!

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Just leave a comment below, and tell me which of the outfits pictured above you’d like to wear (I want the one from the Zoe Archer cover because I am COLD) or which paranormal/urban fantasy clothing item is your fave. Come on, someone loves those leather pants, and The UF Belt (which I’ve now seen on shoes, bags, even headbands. Seriously. Whatever is coming to destroy the earth, we’ll look silly, or good, defending it). Comments close in 24 hours, but fear not, there’s another book – paper or digital – giveaway coming soon. Because Hanukkah lasts for eight crazy nights, and we are only HALFWAY done with the crazy up in here!

Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Reading!

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  1. Literary Slut says:

    OdetteLovegood wrote:

    I want that blue dress that Ellie is wearing. It’s the SCAdian in me.

    (And yes I know it’s historically inaccurate, what are you a herald?)

    I tell ‘em that telling people something isn’t period, isn’t period :/

    I want that sparkly gown from Queen of Song and Souls, too!  Love swanning around in long skirts – in my fantasies, at least.

    consider 72 – would consider running around in nothing but 72 tattoos, what with the temps being in the high 70s here.

  2. Jaye says:

    I like the leather corset/bustier that so many seem to wear.
    (no one on these covers seem to be wearing one…)

  3. RK Charron says:

    Hi Sarah 🙂
    I’m going to go with the leather pants.
    🙂
    Thank you for the wonderful giveaways.
    All the best,
    RKCharron

  4. Michelle W says:

    I would like to wear the guy on the cover of Kresley Cole’s book.  I know I would look FAB in him and wear him very well! “-)

  5. Katie Ann says:

    If it includes the pretty tattoos, definitely the one on the Elle Jasper cover.

  6. Ell says:

    A sheer shirt that had the tats from Afterlight on it. Actual tats is too much for me…

  7. Ann says:

    Wow!  Fantastic giveaway!  That’s a great selection of books.

  8. Sarah L says:

    I would love the one from the PC Cast cover, if only I wasn’t pregnant enough I can’t wear it 🙂 Oh, please, random number generator, look with favor upon me, so I can read Wolfsbane sooner!

  9. Galadriel says:

    While I love the pretty tats on Elle Jasper’s Afterlight and OMG, I *want* the massive bell sleeves on Queen of Song and Souls, I am all over Patricia Briggs’ Wolfsbane outfit, because not only is it pretty, but I am hoping it comes with the kickass wolf accessory. Who needs a wolf companion? I DO! ^_^

  10. sue brandes says:

    Crown of Crystal Flame~pretty dress. Thanks for all the giveaways.
    katsrus(at)gmail(dot)com

  11. holly says:

    I totally agree.  Malkom, Kresley Cole’s Demon from the dark, is completely wearable and something like that never goes out of fashion.

  12. I am too staid! I think I better change myself. I would like to only wear the tattoos on that cover of Afterlight!

    😀

  13. maered says:

    I would wear the dress from Queen of Song and Souls.  It’s sooo pretty!

    Great giveaway!

  14. Karin says:

    That dress with the wide sleeves and hip belt on The Queen of Song and Souls is very attractive, and flattering to the figure-but I have to say I also love that bandolier on The King of Sword and Sky.

  15. Margo says:

    The boots and Malkom would do it for me. ;-))

  16. Ana says:

    I’ll go with Merit’s clothes from Twice Bitten, by Chloe Neill: black leather tank top, pants and jacket: sexy and warm! And sexy!

  17. MD says:

    The one from “Crown of Crystal Flame” – I am a romantic 😉

  18. toni says:

    I’m down with the Patricia Briggs outfit, but yeah, I have to agree with you on the Zoe Archer outfit. We haven’t seen a temp above freezing in this part of Germany in a couple of weeks and I am freezing my tush off, so the warmer the better imo.

  19. KateC says:

    I’d like to wear the man on Day of the Dragon please. Can you send him in the post?

  20. Chance says:

    I would want the outfit from Married With Zombies, power suit + meat cleaver = an outfit for all occasions.

  21. Pamela Sinclair says:

    Hmm If I hd one of the hotties from the covers I’d go for the outfit on the P.C. Cast novel ;).

  22. Margot says:

    I loved the video and song from yesterday so much that I showed it to everybody I could.  Do you know the “Most Unwanted Song”?  “Hannukah, so much fun, do all your shopping…at WAL-Mart!”

  23. Becky says:

    Where is the UF heroine in the flannel pants and sweatshirt?  I could totally rock that look.  In fact, I’m rockin’ it right now!

    Also, it is snowing hard right now.  I do not approve this message.

  24. EllieMurasaki says:

    C L Wilson’s finally finished that series? Cool.

  25. Diana N. says:

    I really like the tats on the women of the Elle Jasper book, but I would REALLY like the vampire the woman on the cover of Lynsay Sands’ Hungry for You is wearing! 😉

  26. Stacey P. says:

    Gotta add my vote for the blue dress on ‘Crown of Crystal Flame’—pretty, 🙂

  27. D says:

    I would like to wear the outfit from the Afterlight cover…nothing but leather pants and some sweet tattoos. Plus, the pink highlights are super cool!

  28. Milena says:

    I’d love the one from the Patricia Briggs cover. It probably isn’t terribly practical, but it looks gorgeous, and actually comofortable, unlike those low-hanging, just-about-to-drop pants most UF heroines seem to favour to show off their tattoos.

  29. Laura (in PA) says:

    I’ll go with the guy the chick on the Hungry For You cover is wearing.

  30. booksnyarn says:

    This is a GREAT collection!

    I think I would choose the boots Aralorn is wearing on the cover of Wolfsbane.  I love me some boots.

  31. tracykitn says:

    I’ll be honest—I’m kinda leaning toward the couple on the cover of Married with Zombies b/c they’re wearing just regular clothes. And also, let’s face it, if I had the body I’d probably be willing to wear ANYTHING. (as long as it was free or at least very very cheap.)

    And, yeah—there’s at least a couple of the guys that I’d LOVE to wear to sleep in…

  32. Vicki says:

    I’d probably go for the Wolfsbane one.  Even though it has been stinking hot here in Western Australia lately, my arms must remain covered.  At all times.  Although I am digging the goggles in the Zoe Archer one too.

  33. lunarocket says:

    I’ll have to go with the Crown of Crystal Flame ‘cause I look good in long flowing robes!!! Of course, I can’t walk in one since I have this annoying tendency to snag them on corners of things and fall over. But I don’t mind just standing there looking tall and sexy while some hunk with a sword defends my honor! 🙂

  34. I like the big pink heart on Jesse’s cover. That’ll cover up nicely 🙂

  35. Hydecat says:

    The pretty blue dress from Crown of Crystal Flame. I always did have a thing for sleeves, and they’re easier to pull off than leather pants.

  36. I think I would have to choose the clothes on the book by Patricia Briggs…. my first choice was the outfit on PC Cast’s book, but there’s no way I could make those clothes look as good as the character does. LOL

    the_happy_soul AT yahoo DOT com

  37. Jama says:

    ‘Afterlight’ because they’re, well, jeans, and the tatts are pretty, and I could always add a shirt.  (Shirts are good to have for adventuring)

  38. H says:

    I am a boots gal all the way.

  39. Sarah W says:

    I want the outfit from Married, with Zombies because black is so flattering.

    But my second choice is the Rebecca York book, as long as the model comes with it.  So to speak.

  40. JamiSings says:

    Honestly? None of them. At 246 pounds and only 5’ 3” I’d look terrible in them all.

    Well, least I’m honest. Still hoping I’d win. *giggles* I could read them, then donate them to the library where I work so others can enjoy them.

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