Bitchin' Blog Posts
Now that more of the old Loveswept romances are being re-released, I think it's time I spoke up with my one request for the Loveswept line.
If we're bringing back old Loveswept, we have to bring back the best Loveswept titles.
First, she's not actually ON the zebra.
Second, join me in having this stuck in your head: Angels on zebras and weasels on ponies...dude on the carousel's likely a brony.
Oh, yeah. He's a swinger. And she's totally looking at him like, "I don't care if you are a prince, this flower is lame."
Ok, this title isn't SO bad, except for replacing the Angels on Zebras song with the Tina Turner Private Dancer, but dude. That illustration. That guy is creepy. I bet he throws her in a hole in the basement and turns the hose on her so she dances for him.
Well, one of them is horny.
But this, THIS one is my favorite:
Ivan Takes a wife! Ivan Takes a Wife! Hi ho the dairy-o, Ivan Takes a Wife!
Just wait for the sequel The Cheese Stands Alone.
Seriously, old Loveswept titles are awesome! How are they not being used in the re-releases?!
Do you remember any other excellent examples? (Never tell me the cheese actually did stand alone.)