Romantic Times Rewind: September 2002 Reviews

Smart Podcast Trashy Books Romantic Times RewindIn this week’s podcast episode, we’re looking at the book reviews for the September 2002 issue of RT Magazine.

Thank you to Mari, the Romance Girl for this issue!

You can also find all the RTRW content at our category page for Romantic Times Rewind. 

And, most importantly, if you want to listen and follow along with this entry, we have more detail in the audio, but you can click play and listen and read and absorb all the visual goodness:

Ok, let’s get started!

This issue was voted the winner by our podcast Patreon community, and can you guess why? Rrrrrrrrromantasy by any other name would be a familiar genre, yes?

Romantic Times Book Club - Sept 2002 Sci Fi Fantasy and the Female Fascination with books scattered over the front cover against a faded blue/yellow background. There's also an illustration of two elves? Maybe? to one side. It's very clip art cut and paste looking

We start with Historical Romance where I selected Catherine and the Pirate by Karen Hawkins, part of the Avon True Romance line.

Young Adult CATHERINE AND THE PIRATE Karen Hawkins Avon True Romance Setting: 1700s Boston **** Catherine and Royce Markham's parents died when they were very young. Since Royce is twelve years older than Catherine, he was able to retain custody as Catherine and raise her. Their relationship grew to the point that they were best friends as well as family. When Catherine is told by her uncle that Royce is dead, she doesn't believe it. She has a gut feeling that he is still alive, and she is proven right when a ransom note is sent. Catherine must bring 50 gold pieces to a far away place to get Royce back. To get her there, she enlists the help of Derrick St. John, Royce's best friend. He agrees to help her, never expecting to fall in love. Now they must battle the sea, pirates and their raging feelings. CATHERINE AND THE PIRATE, written with intelligence, is a wonderful book for teenagers. Catherine is also a great role model. She is strong and does not allow anyone, even someone she loves, to tell her what to do. She fights her own battles and refuses to be a damsel in distress. This book is so well-written even adults will enjoy reading it. (Sep., 256 pp., $4.99) Robyn Glazer

Catherine and the Pirate - a white dude with a BIG MULLET a puffy shirt and a massive ass sword in his belt embraces a blonde woman in a blue dress on a flat beach with waves and clouds behind them.

We agree that sword is quite impressive, yes?

Amanda looked at Season of Splendor by Liz Madison:

SEASON OF SPLENDOR Lin Madison Zebra Setting: 19th century London Previous Titles: Delighted ** In order to find the man who beat his best friend to death, Devon Blake gets a job as a servant in Lord Kendall Rushmoor, the Earl of Bedington's home, since Devon believes that it was his eldest daughter, Claire,

who may have seen something that night. He needs to get her alone to be able to talk to her, but Claire is very aware of the differences in their stations and tries to keep her distance. Though she is being courted by the Marquess of Westbury, she is still attracted to Devon. But her class consciousness makes her pull back each time they get closer. When Devon uncovers the killer's identity he places his life in jeopardy and is unjustly accused of stealing a family heirloom. Claire realizes how much she loves Devon and vows to find the proof she so desperately needs to free him. Unfortunately this single title effort by Ms. Madison doesn't live up to the enchanting short story in the Delighted anthology that was her debut. I found the pacing in SEASON OF SPLENDOR to be sluggish; in fact, the story doesn't pick up until after chapter 15. Claire is snobbish and I have no idea why Devon falls in love with her. Once the story picked up though, it moved along and was enjovable. Ms. Madison has the potential to be a fine storvteller: it will be a pleasure to see her really tap into her talent. SENSUAL (Aug., 416 pp., $5.99)

Season of Splendor by Liz Madison - a view of a brick path leading under a series of arbors with vines growing over the top

In Sci-Fi and Fantasy I looked at the one star (!!) review of Evil Seed by CG McGovern-Bowen:

Romantic Science Fiction EVIL SEED C. G. McGovern-Bowen Ist Books Library * Earth's persona, Gaia, needs help to remove this latest batch of humanity before their negative energy destroys her. Eons ago, Rypan, a psychic sexual predator, was drawn to the powerful negative vibes of Gaia's inhabitants and continually instigates misery and sultering in order to feed.After proto-humans ruined Mars and Venus, they were seeded on Earth to hope. fully evolve past their brutal, warlike ten-dencies, but they rarely improved. The legends of Atlantis, Mu and Lemuria chronicled the rise and fall of earlier civilizations wiped out br Gaia when the became too contaminated br the Evil One's essence. Only a handful of enlightened souls and benevolent aliens will be able to contain Rypan's evil in time to protect Gaia. Highly recommended to me as a sexy SE adventure, I was surprised I could barely finish EVIL SEED by C. G. McGovern-Bowen. The premise of Gaia fighting back against her hopelessly ignoble human infestation was excellent. Higher-evolved allies, both human and alien, joining to combat an evil entity should have been intriguing, but unfortunately was stilled and contrived. Ms. McGovern-Bowen's exhaustive research created a narrative reading more like a combined pedantic history New Age lesson than entertaining fiction. (Nov. '01, 506 pp.. $29.50)

This cover, y’all.

Evil Seed by EC McGovern-Bowen. I honestly do not know what I am looking at. I think it's a metal head in silver facing three quarters toward the reader with red flames? Something? Some kidn of sauce? Streaming out of the visible spot where the eye would be. Honestly, I have absolutely no idea what's going on here.

Is that fire? Some kind of sauce? What is happening?

Amanda chose Earthrise by William Dietz:

Romantic Science Fiction EARTHRISE William C. Diett Ace **** LARTIIRISE is the stunning conclusion to the Sauron invasion begun in DeathDay. The clock is ticking as human slaves complete huge birthing citadels for their captors. President Alex Franklin and his security chief, Jack Manning, are plotting rebellion with their new alien allies. members of the technically superior Ra 'Na race. Pockets of human resistance are slowly consolidating towards Bellingham, Washington until a renegade human warns the Saurons of the upcoming revolution. "Independence Dav" with a twist. Mr. Dietz delivers a rousing finale to his apocalyptic vision of Earth's invasion by color-conscious aliens. His portrayal of ordinary people fighting for their lives and freedom is a touching tribute to the human spirit, demonstrating that life goes on and love doesn't die. (Sep.. 432 pp., $23.95)

Earthrise by William Dietz features some army helicopters, a fighter jet, and some kind of alien ship shaped like a crescent, firing on some bulbous mountains with fire at the top? It's a weird cover.

Over in Mystery/Thriller there’s this curious category key:

The categories are: AMATEUR SLEUTH ANTHOLOGY ESPIONAGE HARD-BOILED HISTORICAL LEGAL THRILLER MEDICAL THRILLER PRIVATE EYE PROCEDURAL REFERENCE SUSPENSE TRADITIONAL

I chose to take a look at The Body in the Bathhouse by LindseyDavis:Historical (Series, Humorous) A BODY IN THE BATHHOUSE Lindsey Davis Mysterious Press Life is hectic for Marcus Didius Falco, ancient Rome's Philip Marlowe. While her children run wild, his sister Maia is flirting with the spy Anacrites and avoiding the amorous advances of Petronius. Then there's his bathhouse--a horrible stench is coming from it and the workmen have dis-appeared. It turns out there's a decaved corpse in the bathhouse, and some think Falco's father is responsible. There's also trouble with a palace being built in Britain and the emperor wants Falco to investigate. At first, he's unwill-ing.-evervone knows how bad the British weather is--but when things heat up with Maia and Anacrites, Falco takes the entire family to Britain, where he runs into another murder and the missing workmen! Lindsew Davis presents us with another "ancient" screwball comedy in A BODY IN THE BATHHOUSE. The action is fast and furious. and readers will divide their time between being mystified and laughing out loud. (Sep., 304 pp., $24.95)

The new cover has a mosaic on it that’s very neat:

A Body in the Bathhouse by Lindsey Davis is in purple and red over a mosaic background with a drain in the middle that has a skull shape and a laurel as the holes in the drain

But the older cover has an illustration style I kinda like:

an illustration of a dead naked man on the ground with a towel over the groin area, with a guy in.a blue tunic holding a torch and looking alarmed over the body

Amanda and I had a LOT to say about Labyrinth by Mark T. Sullivan:

Sustense (Romantic) LABYRINTH Mark T. Sullivan Pocket *: *** The vear 2007 brings the most important caving expedition in U.S. history-a grueling 125-mile underground trek through Labyrinth Cave, to prepare NASA's astronauts to mine on the moon in an attempt to lessen our reliance on foreign fuel. Renowned caver Torn Burke and his 14-vear-old daughter, Cricket, will spearhead the expedition. They both desperately miss Cricket's mom. Whitney, who's been traumatized by a tragic accident and vowed never to enter a cave again. But now she doesn't have a choice.a band of vicious criminals have escaped and they're headed for Labyrinth, led by a madman searching for a stone that turns metal into gold. When 'Tom and Cricket are taken hostage, Whitney must overcome her paralyzing fear and enter the subterranean depths to save them--racing against time and the forces of nature. After a slightly slow, information-packed start, LABYRINTH becomes a stunning. nail-biting read, with as many unexpected twists and turns as the cave itself. All of the characters have depth and complexity, and the Burke famils is wonderful--their love for each other is palpable, and Cricket, especially, is a smart, strong yet realistic young heroine. (Aug., 368 pp., $25.00)

A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD IS LEADING THE CAVING EXPEDITION FOR NASA?

Ok. Sure.

The cover is very creepy!

The cover for Labyrinth features part of the opening of a cave with the sky in red and gold behind the cave opening. Against one wall is the shadow of a human figure.

We skipped Mainstream Fiction because none of the books were all that exciting to us.

Yet again we have a category key for Mainstream Romance, and there was another category key that overlaps a LOT with several other sections of the magazine. The Mainstream Fiction Categories are: Contemporary Romance Erotica Fantasy Romance Futuristic Ghost Multicultural Paranormal Reincarnation Romantic Adventure Romantic Suspense Time Travel Vampire

Vampire? Ghost?! What is going on?

I picked 204 Rosewood Lane by Debbie Macomber:

Contemporary Romance 204 ROSEWOOD LANE Debbie Macomber Mira *** When Ms. Macomber's second installment of her Cedar Cover series kicks off, Grace Sherman's husband Dan has been missing for six months. He simply disap-peared. Different signs point to hinr leaving her for another woman. and Grace and her two daughters find themselves in various emotional states. The youngest daughter, Kelly, recently had a baby, and she refuses to believe that her father will not see his first grandchild. The older daughter, Marvellen, is facing the fact that men sometimes leave. Her own past leads her to mistrust where men are concerned. To top it all off, a new man has entered Grace's life, and she is torn between finding her past or moving on with her future. Ms. Macomber has made a niche for herself with her series of small-town sto-ries. Like a literary soap opera, she manages to continue stories in such a way that whether you are visiting Cedar Cove again, or coming for the first time, vou will find ourselves interested in the lives of the people in this little town. (Sep., 384 pp., $7.50)

204 Rosewood Lane is mostly a marble background with the name and title. In the upper right is a watercolor illustration of a white cape cod style I think house numbered 204. The lower left corner has a watercolor of roses growing in a trellis

 

This is also where we talked about Ashia Monet’s Twitter thread about marketing books by story trope rather than story arc.

Amanda selected Side Effects by Francis Eden, another one-star review:

Romantic Suspense SIDE EFFECT Francis Eaden www.awe-struck.net * A serics of gruesome murders lead FBI agent Ryan Berrigan to the restored Victorian town of Cape Mar, New Jerser. Two women have been brutally slain in a manner eerily reminiscent of the 19th-century Jack the Ripper killings, and Ryan is determined to bring the twisted perpetrator to justice. When psychologist Maggie Emory hears of her friend's disappearance, she rushes to Cape May Maggie and Ryan team up to track the killer and soon find their professional partnership evolving into a much more intimate relationship. SIDE EFFECTS has the makings of a chilling thriller, but never lives up to its intriguing premise. The murderer, a truly scary figure, is the only fully developed character in the novel. So much time is spent with the villains that it becomes difficult to follow Maggie and Ran's developing romance, let alone care about the lives of the two-dimensional characters. Rushed and underplaved, the climactic final scenes fail to rescue the sagging plot. (Sep., 135 pp., $13.95)

This cover is WEIRD. It's a picture of a gas lantern street light against a victorian house and the sky with a very low pov. the title and the author name are written in purple drippy text with a LOT of shadow, emboss, and bevel applied in Photoshop.

In Series, we both picked one star reviews, both of which were in the same series line. I picked A Man Worth Remembering by Delores Fossen, while Amanda picked When Lightning Strikes by Aimee Thurlo:

Leigh has amnesia and doesn't realize that she, like Gabe Sanchez, the man that pulled her out of the lake, is a special agent. She also doesn't recall that Gabe is her estranged husband- -only that someone tried to kill her and she isn't trusting any-one. In an uneasy alliance, she and Gabe team up to figure out who is trying to kill her and why. Delores Fossen creates predictable characters with unbelievable conflicts. The lackluster dialogue and weak turning points make A MAN WORTI REMEMBERING (1) a disappointing read. Daniel "Lightning" Eagle, PI for Gray Wolf Pack, has been hired by Hannah lones's uncle to locate his "emotionally unstable" nice and the money she has stolen from the church building fund. When Daniel catches up with her, he's not prepared to fall in love with this beautiful woman who can't recall the details needed to vindicate herself. Readers will find WHEN LIGHTNING STRIKES (1) by Aimee Thurlo a predictable story with a tired plot, dull Characters, and a romance that lacks sparkle and charm. Hannah and Daniel don't have much personality at all and the action seems always to hinge on Hannah making silly decisions.

A Man Worth Remembering has a blurry image of a young child next to a mostly-shadowed very orange illustration of a man's face that looks a little like Mark Harmon, with a side profile of a woman to the right in black and white

When Lightning Strikes features a guy using one hand to hold back a big black dog and it looks like he's wearing something on his head like a kerchief or a bandanna with yin and yang symbols on it

 

And finally, Inspirational! No big hats, not cool jobs, alas, alas. I picked Firstborn by Robin Lee Hatcher:

In FIRSTBORN (3), Erika, her husband Steven and their teenage son have a blessed life until one day a letter arrives for Erika. Slowly; her life begins to unravel. Steven is concerned and wonders what's in the enve-lope. When she finally tells him the truth, it's more than he can bear and he forgets all he's learned since becoming a Christian. Robin Lee Hatcher pens an intense story with flashbacks guaranteed to make you cry. Erika is an incredible character who faces her past head on. Very true-to-life with a strong message. (Sep., 322 pp., $19.99)

A sepia toned image of a woman from behind. She is wearing a flower print short sleeved dress and her hair is up, and she is resting her hand on a glass door looking through it

We had to go look at reviews of the book to find out what was in the letter!

Amanda picked The Covenant by Beverly Lewis:

THE COVENANT (2) initially appeared to be about Leah Ebersol, one of four sisters. However, numerous unnecessary points of view are problematic and cause the story to seem unfocused. Leah is the tender-hearted daughter who strives to please everyone. She cares about her older sister, Sadie, and has grave concerns about the way she is behaving. But Leah turns 16 soon, and will begin her own courting. Her father wants her to marry

someone she does not truly love. Her heart belongs to Jonas Mast. If she obeys her heart. what will happen to her relationship with her father and familv? You'll have to wait for subsequent books from Beverly Lewis to find out the answers. (Sep. 336 pp., $12.99)

A blurry photograph of a woman wearing a Amish or mennonite cap and a blue dress from behind

 

Our next episode will examine the advertisements and features in this issue, and that’ll air on June 28. Some of them are a LOT of fun.

And remember, if you join the Patreon, you’ll get access to the entire issue as a PDF.

What do you think? Have you read any of these? Do you remember some of these titles? Are you going on a NASA caving expedition co-led by a 14 year old? 

 

Comments are Closed

  1. Michael I says:

    Did you mean to repost the May 1994 Visual Aids?

  2. @SB Sarah says:

    Nope, my mistake! I didn’t update the title in the template. All fixed!

  3. lunchable says:

    Oh, Avon True Romances! I read a few back in the day, and even own a copy of Anna and the Duke that I picked up for cheap, secondhand. Catherine and the Pirate was the one I was most excited about at the time, but I remember I had a big ol’ “meh” reaction to it. (Then I reread it as a full-fledged adult in the mid-2010s and had an even worse reaction to it, hah.) “Written with intelligence” is highly debatable, as there are a number of silly plot holes and continuity errors. The story has potential, but def could have used another pass or two with a good editor, imo. On the bright(?) side, to answer the age gap question, it’s only four years–the heroine’s seventeen and the hero’s twenty-one.

    Would legit recommend Amelia and the Outlaw, though. (Can’t speak for Lorraine Heath’s other contribution as I never read that one.) Unlike some of the authors in the line, I don’t feel Heath “dumbed down” her writing for a younger audience. To me, it reads very much like an adult romance, with all the complexities you’d expect from such a thing–it just happens to feature characters who are teenagers.

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