Happy Monday! I think we all need some Cover Snark right about now, don’t you?
From Meg: “Solid cover snark contender:”
Sarah: That horse has Seen Things.
RHG: Thank god for KU.
Sarah: Lord above. or, Horse above.
Amanda: I never thought a horse could look so disappointed and ashamed.
Sarah: So he’s horny.
Amanda: She’s missing half her body and the stag king is severely sunburned and missing a face.
Also…this is currently shelved as BUSINESS on Goodreads.
RHG: Also she’s gonna get splinters in her boobs.
Carrie: Honey if you walk around the woods like that you are gonna get poison ivy something fierce
RHG: Also ticks.
Carrie: The stag king seems to be flayed alive. BORED NOW.
Also mosquito bites.
Carrie: This is a matter of strategy, not body shaming. The forest is a terrible place for nudity.
Carrie: But points for that very strategic branch.
Sarah: A gift to us from Reader Qualisign.
Amanda: That looks like a space butthole.
Carrie: His belly button is a space portal.
RHG: His nipples look like eyes.
Sarah: A boner so big it split a planet? That’s a little bit of wishful thinking, right?
Maybe that’s supposed to be a moon?
THAT IS NO MOON. IT’S A SPACE BONER.
Elyse: Quick, where’s the exhaust vent leading to the reactor core!?
From Carole: So he’s sort of in BLISSssss mode – whatever do you think he’s doing???
Sarah: I think that poor lady and the wolf are entirely superfluous to this moment.
Elyse: I think the “tear drop” in the corner tells us everything we need to know
RHG: That is the look of a man who has taken the greatest piss of his life.
Elyse: Like when you’ve been in the car forever and you have to pee so bad your lower back hurts
There is a line in The Tokaido Road where the heroine has disguised herself as a dude, and in order to buy herself a few minutes to scope the area for her escape, she fakes peeing with a wine skin.
And she is described as “having the expression of a man who has discovered yet again that pissing was a soul-satisfying act.”
Carrie: She looks a bit left out.
Amanda: This book apparently has everything. Ballerinas. Wolves. “Watersports.”