The votes are in, the clicks have been tallied, I’m forever grateful to the creators of our poll software who have saved me from a lot of pencil and paper tallying, and the results are unmistakably clear. Until votes from Michigan and Florida are included (just kidding!) the winner is:
Entry #1: Taint Bottomwell! Because if ‘tain’t bottomwell, it taint awesome. The voting, as you’ll see below, was a veritable mudslide, sorry, landslide in favor of the “co-written masterpiece of buggery from Anna J. Evans and December Quinn.” If you are looking for some hot booty calls, perhaps these are authors you may do well to check out. Below, the results in full. Congratulations to our winners, and a big, fat, “What what!” to our other entrants.
I voted for this one. It was close, but the last line got me. I’ve been in Harry Potter fandom long enough to know that gay incest is teh funneh!
Agreed, Karmyn. The last line was what pushed #1 over the top for me!
And really, is there anything more purple than teh gay incest?
spamword: piece28. Nope, my piece is 40. Maybe he’ll role-play 28 if I ask nicely?