Hasselhoff poets / Mangle scansion and eyeballs / Only one will win



She beat Iffygenia and her marvelous “Modern Major-General” parody by an asshair—and really, “asshair” seems the most appropriate term for somebody narrowly winning a poetry contest about The Hoff.

Congratulations, HaikuKatie. A package of Hofftastic Awesomeness should be arriving at your doorstep soon.

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    iffygenia says:

    Congratulations, HaikuKatie!

    No, I mean it.
    I really mean it.
    And when may we expect your review of the Hoff’s magnum opus? muahahahaha

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    HaikuKatie says:

    Wow, that’s a surprise – there were so very many awesome poems. Props to Jeanne S. for the middle english, especially. And iffygenia – yours is only one that got stuck in my head.

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    Catherine J. says:

    Are all the entries posted anywhere? I’d love to read them.

    Congrats, HaikuKatie!

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    AnimeJune says:

    Congratulations, HaikuKatie!

    I dare you to post a pic of yourself wearing that Hoff shirt in public! Double-dog-dare you!

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    Candy says:

    Iffygenia! E-mail me plz! candy at smartbitchestrashybooks.com.

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    iffypollresults says:

    Oh crap, I think she noticed I voted 10,000 times….

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    Whoo!  And if I may add, hooo!  I’d say well done, but it *was* about the Hoff.  I also can’t wait to read the Hofftastic review!

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    Congrats, HaikuKatie!  You deserve all the, um, honors you’re about to receive.

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    Ines says:

    Where are they???? I’m a bit lost and I wouldn’t think even of missing them! *grin*

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    Teddypig says:

    *claps* Katie gives good Hoff!

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    Candy says:

    For those of you foolish enough to actually SEEK Hoffpoetry, look at this entry and, most importantly, check out the comments.

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    Elizabeth says:

    Aw, congrats!  All the poems were great!

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