Iiiiiiit’s Friday, and you know what that means: another personal ad contest! This time it’s going to be a bit different—I want the hero’s name this time, as well as the author and title of the book.
Winner gets a spankalicious Smart Bitch aristocratic title.
The Corpse Bride
SWM, dissolute, rakish and dashing duke, seeking deathly ill miss to marry so she can go quietly into that good night and I can be free to pursue my… pursuits. Please don’t be so crass as to recover, be beautiful when in the full pink of health and then make me fall in love with you.