Ready for some cover fun? I KNOW YOU ARE. AND SO ARE WE!
Sarah: Say it with me now: SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!
Amanda: That’s not a dagger….
Amanda: Is it out of character for his crotch to be on fire? Or does that sort of thing happen frequently?
Elyse: Is he a genie?
Sarah: Is the “love greater than riches” what you get when you pull his finger?
RHG: He is out in the snowy woods without a coat or a scarf or gloves so he needs some way to keep himself warm and oh my god I’ve turned into my mother.
Sarah: SO MANY PEOPLE sent me this cover. “It says…Ham?” “Why is his name Ham?” “Why does his ween have a hat?”
Amanda: Ham > Liam (Also, on Goodreads, the book has a different title)
RedHeadedGirl: His dick is so big it gets it’s own hat? His name is Liam, and the dick’s name is Ham?
And… that’s not what Deadwood looks like.
Amanda: Liam and Ham. Just pal-ing around. Like a buddy cop movie.
RHG: I’m done.
Amanda: I hope it’s not dead wood. /mic drop
Sarah: I bet I can pick you by your head. Hold still.
Amanda: She’s very pale. Are we sure she’s alive?
And holy bicep porn Batman.
RedHeadedGirl: She’s sort of looking off into space and I don’t think you should be macking on someone in a catatonic state
Elyse: Her dress ate her hand.
Sarah: Maybe it has pockets?
Amanda: I would die for a dress like that with pockets.
Sarah: This is from Nikki who was browsing the new books and said, “I was just browsing the list of books being released in the next week, because heaven forfend my wishlist should get any shorter, when SUDDEN JEWELED CODPIECE OMGWTFBBQ.
And then I thought, the Bitchery might want to have their eyeballs seared, too.”
She was right.
Amanda: …but who’s Emily?
RHG: WHAT THE FUCK.
Elyse: Glasses + bejeweled codpiece = fashion WIN
Honestly tho Shia LeBouf is gonna show up in this outfit. You know it.