Meme-ing Ten Famous People I’d Shag

Warning: nothing to do with romance novels, but I was bored and felt like hunting down pictures of pretty people.

So anyway, a little while ago, I found a meme that told you to list ten famous people you’d shag, but now I forget WHERE I saw it. Regardless, here’s my top ten list. Alex Kapranos and Jared Padalecki didn’t quite make it; James Mercer and Johnny Depp bumped ‘em off. The eye candy factor in this particular list may or may not suit you, since I generally like ‘em small, skinny and goofy, but if you think Spike Jonze is infinitely bone-able, you’ll probably dig this.

I have SUCH a crush on Matthew Caws. In fact, have another picture of Matt:

I get to see him live in just under two weeks! EEEEE!

Beck was the first goofy, skinny celebrity I had a crush on. He was the gateway goofy, skinny musician crush, if you will.

Yeah, I even think his Richard Koufey alter-ego is kind of hot, in a really weird way.

God bless whoever found this picture of Jakey-boy and posted it in the comments. RAWR.

CSI: Miami is rendered unwatchable to me because of David “Glasses On, Glasses Off” Caruso’s terrible acting, but I still tune in every now and again just to lust and drool over Jonathan Togo’s character. I’ll do chores or read by the TV until I hear Ryan Wolfe’s voice, then I’ll stop what I’m doing and sigh. Hey, here’s a thought: There needs to be a “good parts” DVD for CSI: Miami, kind of like those porn videos with only the money shots, only instead of spewing penises I get to see Ryan Wolfe looking adorably worried. DUDE. I’M A GENIUS.

Smart, super-skinny, angsty and rocks out with great sexiness and verve in stiletto heels: I apparently like my women the way I like my men. I’d so totally go gay for Polly Jean.

It’s the deadpan sarcasm that gets to me. Really. It is. Oh, fine, the rippling muscles don’t hurt, either.

You regulars probably know about my huge crush on Andy Lau. I’ve wanted him to be my boyfriend ever since I saw him in a kung fu soap opera when I was five or six years old. Him, and Ricky Schroeder in Silver Spoons. Andy’s appeal has lasted quite a bit longer than Ricky’s, however.

He is such a freak, and baby Siddharta knows he looks greasy enough to fry an egg on in a lot of his movies and pictures, but he’s a damn fine actor, and, well, LOOK AT THOSE CHEEKBONES. And that mouth. Christ.

I want to cuddle James Mercer ruthlessly and tell him everything’s going to be OK. Then do unspeakably dirty things to him. And then cuddle him again.

I think I’m supposed to tag people at the end of the meme, so how about this: I tag all of you who read this and feel remotely inclined to participate. If you do, just drop a note in the comments. I’m always down for some eye candy.