TW: for pretty much everything, k? We want you to feel safe. Okay, remember how Claire was supposed to sleep with Laurent but made herself throw up to gross him out? Now she’s walking home the morning after barefoot, having left the FMPs he gave her behind. That’s probably a really bad idea in NYC. As always, Romeo watches what’s going on and seems to know more than he should. Oh hey, Bryan the rapist … Continue reading Flesh and Bone Episode 3: Reconnaissance →
Well, this didn’t take long. It has been brought to our attention that the ever-reliable Chuck Tingle has a new book out, Oppressed in the Butt by My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups. Because I feel that parody coffee cup porn is the perfect response to the ridiculous Starbucks coffee cup outrage, I volunteered to review the 4,700 word “book.” I even kind of enjoyed it. My mother must be so proud. I’m just going to … Continue reading Oppressed in the Butt by My Inclusive Holiday Cups by Chuck Tingle →
There are friends who will help you move (I have those) and friends who will help you move bodies (I can neither confirm nor deny if I have any of those) (I do), and then there are friend who say “I found this book and I think it’s gonna make you bleed from your eyeballs, you need to read it!” I have the best friends. So this is a truly terrible shifter book. What I’m … Continue reading Werehipsters by Stikki Minaj →
There are so many books to browse each day. SO MANY. And when a book cover makes you do a double-take because something seems a little…off, it’s the best part of our day. Sarah: I am totally imagining the photographer at this shoot saying, “More side-eye. No, more. Still more… YESSSSSS.” Amanda: That man has clearly seen some things. Elyse: He looks like maybe he thought he had to pass gas, but that’s not all … Continue reading Cover Snark: Something’s…Not Quite Right Here →
NB: Heather T. saw this book among yesterday’s cover snark and said, “I think I need to read this.” For science, I presume. Whatever the reason, we’re grateful! Welcome, Heather! The cover of this little missive showed up on the Bitchery because the cover and the concept were just So Fucking Funny. The cover showed this guy wearing nothing but glasses and a huge bejeweled codpiece. A MAGIC BEJEWELED CODPIECE. I volunteered to take one for the team and … Continue reading Guest Review: Emily’s Magical Bejeweled Codpiece by B. Snow →
This review is from Tam B, who is brave and bold and unabashed about reading rock star Darcy romances. Tam B: When I saw this book on the SBTB sales advice, my thoughts mirrored the comments from Dread Pirate Rachel. She wrote: Fitzwilliam Darcy. Rock Star. W. T. F. I don’t know whether to be horrified or to buy this immediately. Probably both. I decided to risk the $1.99. This book opened with a prologue that … Continue reading Guest Review: Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star by Heather Rigaud →
Here at the Bitchery, we’re dedicated to finding you the best tentacle butt sex book available, and I’m sad to say we haven’t been doing a great job of it. What we’ve found is that there are a wealth of covers that imply “t in b” action (I’m looking at you, Someone to Cuttle) but so far none have really followed through with the money shot. I regret to report that First Watch by Peter … Continue reading First Watch by Peter Hansen →
(TW: This is a really sketchy movie with poor depictions of BDSM and maybe a possible assault but we’re not sure. Like, honestly, we don’t actually know for sure because this movie is so bad. So be ye warned.) So I’m at the video rental place (yeah, that’s still a thing in Wisconsin. Shut up) with my best friend when I stumble across this little jewel. Ladies and gentlemen, Bound is a Fifty Shades of … Continue reading Movie Review: Bound →
I found this book on NetGalley and was immediately making grabby hands because it combines dragons, which I like, and a gay romance PLUS inter-kingdom politics and that moved the reading GPS firmly into 100% O RLY GIVE IT TO ME NOW territory. I was reading gay dragon shifter fantasy and I really wanted to like it. I mean, look at the summary: War is brewing between the Greenlands and the Summer Kingdom, despite the efforts … Continue reading The Dragon’s Curse by Victoria Zagar →
This entry contains images that are not safe for work, which is silly given that we’re looking at medical images, but still, I don’t want you to get in trouble. Recently, Elyse went to the ob/gyn for a check under the hood, so to speak, and sent us a picture with the caption, “It’s staring right at me.” Ready? Good morning! So we all looked at the picture, rather pleased that the clitoris was labeled … Continue reading NSFW Fun & Games: You Have a Vestibule! →
Harlequin has a new campaign which on the surface seems like something I’d be happy to give a thumbs up as I move on to lunch and a book. With the “Whatever You’re Into” motto, they seem to be saying, hey, whatever works for you, it’s all good. Problem is, the new video series that accompanies the slogan is so far from what I’m into that I’m feeling like maybe I’m on the wrong planet. … Continue reading We’re Not Into Harlequin’s “Whatever You’re Into” Videos →
