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Elyse Watches The Bachelorette – Episode 10: Ocular Facts

Elyse Watches The Bachelorette with Kraken Rum and Coke with a big rose at the bottom

Yesterday afternoon my husband texted and asked if this was the finale of The Bachelorette. I pointed out that there were still three dudes left. “Who is the third?” he asked. Bryan. Everyone forgets Bryan. Anyway, it doesn’t matter because tonight is the two-hour Men Tell All Special which is basically a clip show with Chris Harrison stirring up some shit periodically. According to Chris this episode is a “very” special episode. Oh, fuck. I … Continue reading Elyse Watches The Bachelorette – Episode 10: Ocular Facts

Agent Carter Episode 4: The Blitzkreig Button

Agent Carter poster - she's wearing a red fedora and deep red lipstick and it's incredible

WE’RE BACK Previously: Douche Number 2 got killed, everyone is upset. In a train year, Jarvis is meeting with some shady as fuck people, with a briefcase of money (with $1K bills) to get a “package.”  They try to get more money out of him, which a third loser tosses a ball at a dark wall to pass the time.  The ball fails to come back, and it’s Peggy, who beats the shit out him … Continue reading Agent Carter Episode 4: The Blitzkreig Button