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Elyse Watches The Bachelor: Season 22 Preview

by Elyse · Dec 15, 2017 at 11:30 am · View all 18 comments

Elyse Watches The Bachelor with Kraken Rum and Coke

It’s that time of year, when the world falls in love. And when ABC tries to convince the world that 30 successful, attractive, interesting women have resorted to going on reality television to find their soulmate. Last season I laid out my theory: ain’t nobody here to win The Bachelor. The Bachelor is the shittiest prize of them all. No, the point of this show is to meet other amazing women, travel the globe on … Continue reading Elyse Watches The Bachelor: Season 22 Preview →

Elyse Watches The Bachelorette – Episode One: Who the Fuck are These Guys?

by Elyse · May 22, 2017 at 11:04 pm · View all 32 comments

Elyse Watches The Bachelorette with Kraken Rum and Coke with a big rose at the bottom

It’s that time of year again…the season I like to call “Hangover Tuesdays,” when I get drunk on Monday night and watch The Bachelor for your entertainment. This time around it’s The Bachelorette. After thirteen seasons of this shit,  ABC finally got their act together and gave us a Bachelorette, Rachel Lindsay, who is a woman of color. Slow clapping it out for you, ABC. Rachel is 31, a civil litigation attorney, and hails from Dallas, … Continue reading Elyse Watches The Bachelorette – Episode One: Who the Fuck are These Guys? →

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