Hey, y’all, we have stickers and you can buy them. They make a great gift! They come in a very cute little polka dot bag inside a bright red envelope. I thought about packaging which was surprisingly fun? And there’s a card, so I can say whoever the gift is from if you need! Look how nifty! There are five different sticker designs, and you can order them individually, or get the entire collection for … Continue reading The Smart Bitches Sticker Collection is a Great Gift! →
It’s Bachelor night everyone! Pudding is too busy ordering sushi from Door Dash to care. Pudding: Do I want extra tuna on my spicy tuna roll? Yes. Yes, I do. We’re in Budapest now. The first one-on-one goes to Kaity. Both Kat and Kaity are blondes with wavy balayaged hair, and I’m having a hard time telling them apart. They take a funicular to look out over the city. Zach says he still gets butterflies when … Continue reading Elyse Watches The Bachelor–S26 E7: You and I Remember Budapest Very Differently →
It’s time for her ladyship and I to recap The Courtship. Me: Now, Pudding, you’re going to be good today and not yell out the window at the kids walking home from school, right? Right? Pudding: … Of course, Mother. Over at the Suitor’s House the dudes talk about the possibility of proposing to Nicole at the end of the show. Mr. Chapman admits the idea scares him “shitless.” Mr. Nazaire is not impressed and … Continue reading Elyse and Lady Pudding Watch The Courtship–S1 E9: Van Lifestyle →
I’ve been delayed in my recaps because I’ve been traveling for work and haven’t been home in a week and a half. Pudding: You were gone? Oh. I didn’t notice. I did get Pudding a stuffed seal on my adventures though. Last time, two new suitors were introduced, Dr. Hatem and Mr. Judge. Dr. Hatem is an emergency room doctor from Ireland, and Mr. Judge is a wrestling coach from Michigan. Everyone heads to … Continue reading Elyse and Lady Pudding Watch The Courtship–S1 E4: New Suitors →
