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Cover Snark: Cat Scoots

by Amanda · Jan 14, 2019 at 3:00 am · View all 17 comments

The best time is Cover Snark time. Amanda: The darkness is his crotch. Elyse: “Let’s put on the title on top of a smear of cat shit.” “Really make it look like the cat scooted on it!” Sarah: “But make sure his nipples point at the title.” CarrieS: Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good. From Sarah Z: I thought he might be wearing powerful flesh colored Spanx that stop right below his nipples, leaving … Continue reading Cover Snark: Cat Scoots →

Caption That Cover: Shirtless & Lawless

by Amanda · Nov 19, 2018 at 3:00 am · View all 43 comments

A shirtless man in a cowboy hat stands in front of a saloon. A woman behind him is looking appreciatively at his backside.

We’ve returned with another Caption That Cover contest! Shoutout to Carole once again! Though this cover has since undergone a facelift, here is the original one that was sent to us by Carole and her bottomless folder of snark. “His Town. His Laws. His Justice.” Is going shirtless part of the town laws for ol’ Sheriff Nips over there? Do all the men need to engage in pec blasting hour between noon and one? Here … Continue reading Caption That Cover: Shirtless & Lawless →

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