Yesterday afternoon my husband texted and asked if this was the finale of The Bachelorette. I pointed out that there were still three dudes left. “Who is the third?” he asked. Bryan. Everyone forgets Bryan. Anyway, it doesn’t matter because tonight is the two-hour Men Tell All Special which is basically a clip show with Chris Harrison stirring up some shit periodically. According to Chris this episode is a “very” special episode. Oh, fuck. I … Continue reading Elyse Watches The Bachelorette – Episode 10: Ocular Facts →
After a week long hiatus (and a long Monday at work) I’m lounging in my AC and looking forward to some reality TV. I have a rum and coke. I have pizza. I’m wearing Wonder Woman shorts. Life is good. Last week Rachel dismissed a whole bunch of dudes meaning only six contenders are left. I only remember two names: Peter and Eric. The rest is a rum-fueled blur. Rachel needs to narrow the dudes … Continue reading Elyse Watches The Bachelorette–Episode 7: The Process… I Mean, Journey →
Last week on Elyse Watches The Bachelorette… Rachel hosted a group date where a bunch of the guys played basketball with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. After the date a woman, Lexie, approached Rachel and told her that DeMario was her boyfriend. DeMario did a lot of “Um… Ah…” and Rachel told him to “get the fuck out.” Later DeMario shows back up at the McMansion because he feels he’s the victim of “character assassination” and wants to talk … Continue reading Elyse Watches The Bachelorette – Episode 3: It’s About the World, Bro →
It’s that time of year again…the season I like to call “Hangover Tuesdays,” when I get drunk on Monday night and watch The Bachelor for your entertainment. This time around it’s The Bachelorette. After thirteen seasons of this shit, ABC finally got their act together and gave us a Bachelorette, Rachel Lindsay, who is a woman of color. Slow clapping it out for you, ABC. Rachel is 31, a civil litigation attorney, and hails from Dallas, … Continue reading Elyse Watches The Bachelorette – Episode One: Who the Fuck are These Guys? →
