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Elyse Watches The Bachelorette – Episode 10: Ocular Facts

Elyse Watches The Bachelorette with Kraken Rum and Coke with a big rose at the bottom

Yesterday afternoon my husband texted and asked if this was the finale of The Bachelorette. I pointed out that there were still three dudes left. “Who is the third?” he asked. Bryan. Everyone forgets Bryan. Anyway, it doesn’t matter because tonight is the two-hour Men Tell All Special which is basically a clip show with Chris Harrison stirring up some shit periodically. According to Chris this episode is a “very” special episode. Oh, fuck. I … Continue reading Elyse Watches The Bachelorette – Episode 10: Ocular Facts

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Movie Review: The Huntsman: Winter’s War

This is the prequel/sequel to Snow White and the Huntsman. It’s one of those things that sounds terrible and you hope that it’ll be hillaribad and instead it’s just a huge fucking mess. Spoilers Abound, so be ye warned. It’s the origin story of The Huntsman (Erik, did we learn his name in the first movie? I don’t remember) and how Freya (Emily Blunt), the sister of Ravenna (the Evil Queen from SWatH, played by Charlize … Continue reading Movie Review: The Huntsman: Winter’s War