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Elyse Watches The Bachelorette – Episode 3: It’s About the World, Bro

Elyse Watches The Bachelorette with Kraken Rum and Coke with a big rose at the bottom

Last week on Elyse Watches The Bachelorette… Rachel hosted a group date where a bunch of the guys played basketball with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. After the date a woman, Lexie, approached Rachel and told her that DeMario was her boyfriend. DeMario did a lot of “Um… Ah…” and Rachel told him to “get the fuck out.” Later DeMario shows back up at the McMansion because he feels he’s the victim of “character assassination” and wants to talk … Continue reading Elyse Watches The Bachelorette – Episode 3: It’s About the World, Bro

Book Review

Passions of the Wereshark by Jack Madique

Passions of the Wereshark

NB: Welcome to Flashback Friday! Since Elyse is no stranger to WTF books, we’d hate for everyone to forget about her glorious Wereshark review! If you’re like me, you might need an extra dose of laughter before meeting up with family over the holidays. This post was originally published January 27, 2016.  After reviewing books about mermaid strippers, orca shifters, and WWI submariner tentacle monsters, I think it’s only fair that I appoint myself the Smart … Continue reading Passions of the Wereshark by Jack Madique