It’s time for another Caption That Cover contest with a cover our very own Elyse found! As Elyse put it, “Jason. Jason, Buddy. We’ve discussed this. Your head goes in the hole.” What is it with cover models having trouble putting their shirts on? Are all the holes confusing? Do they need held putting the right limbs through the sleeves? When will Jason figure it out? Now? OR NEVER?! Here are the rules for captioning … Continue reading Caption That Cover: Now? Or Never? →
Join us for another Caption That Cover contest! Thanks to Nadia, who brought this cover to our attention. “Thrush” might be a bad choice of words for a title, but yet, here we are. The hero also seems to not want to break eye contact. What I’m trying to say is that there’s a lot to work with here! Here are the rules for captioning that cover: Comment below with your caption! Caption that cover however … Continue reading Caption That Cover: Staring Contest, Go! →
We’ve returned with another Caption That Cover contest! Shoutout to Carole once again! Though this cover has since undergone a facelift, here is the original one that was sent to us by Carole and her bottomless folder of snark. “His Town. His Laws. His Justice.” Is going shirtless part of the town laws for ol’ Sheriff Nips over there? Do all the men need to engage in pec blasting hour between noon and one? Here … Continue reading Caption That Cover: Shirtless & Lawless →
Our Caption Cover Contest is back! And with it comes a giveaway, per usual! This cover comes from Carole. Can we just say that Carole is amazing? She has a desktop folder filled with Cover Snark images and frequently shares her spoils with us. Thanks, Carole! Now there is a lot going on here! The crotch volcano, the super long nipple, etc. Here are the rules for captioning that cover: Comment below with your caption! Feel … Continue reading Caption That Cover: Hot Crotch →
We’re asking you to caption another cover! What’s in it for you? A $10 bookstore gift card! This cover was submitted by Lauren (thanks, Lauren!) for some cover snarkage, but we thought it was too good to pass up for captioning. Here are the rules for captioning that cover: Comment below with your caption! Feel free to caption the cover however you want, but what we really want to know is if you were a centaur’s bride, what … Continue reading Caption That Cover: Centaur Wedding Vows →
We’re captioning that cover again! Caption That Cover is where we provide you with a cover for you to caption. The winner receives a bookstore gift card. Pretty easy! Let’s get to the cover! Covers can’t really go wrong with a background horse. A photobomb horse, if you will! Here are the rules for captioning that cover: Comment below with your caption! We want to know what this poor horse is thinking! Next to each comment … Continue reading Caption That Cover: Horse Thoughts →
We’re resurrecting an older feature: Caption that Cover! You can see previous examples here and here, if you’re new to the site. Captioning is similar to Cover Snark, but instead of snarking, we want the Bitchery to really get to the WTF-heart of what’s going on. Here is our first contender: There are so many little things that, when put together, make no sense! What’s the top half of the woman doing? Where the heck … Continue reading Caption that Cover: Doomsday Hipsters →
