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February 2023 New Releases, Part One

If you’re new to Hide Your Wallet, this is where we list new releases we’re pretty excited for in the coming month. Each reviewer has a book maximum (five per person), and we’ve separated HYW into two parts. The first HYW of the month will cover books that release from the 1st to the 14th. The second HYW will cover books released from the 15th to the end of the month. We also think this … Continue reading February 2023 New Releases, Part One

Books On Sale

Ghosts, Fantasy Romance, & More

Books on Sale: The Undertaking of Hart and Mercy by Megan Bannen & More

RECOMMENDED: The Undertaking of Hart and Mercy by Megan Bannen is $2.99! Sarah loved this one and gave it an A-:

If you like fantasy with characters that might sound like your neighbors sometimes, in a world with big stakes and little stakes and magical talking animals who deliver the mail, and especially if you like epistolary novels that lead to characters becoming more of themselves, you’ll like this undertaking. (Bad dum bum.)

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Help A Bitch Out

HaBO: She Confronts Him About Cheating During a Business Meeting

This HaBO request is from K, who is looking for this romance: Long time lurker here— I’m looking for a contemporary story about a marriage imploding. The only thing I can remember is that the wife discovers her husband’s infidelity, packs his clothes, takes them to his office where she proceeds to barge into a meeting, throws the clothes on the table and tell her husband’s lover (and boss) that she can have him! For … Continue reading HaBO: She Confronts Him About Cheating During a Business Meeting

Happy 18th Anniversary, Smart Bitches!

A deep red teacup and saucer with gold filigree accents and the word VILLAINESS written on the inside edge of the teacup

Eighteen years ago, on 31 January 2005, Smart Bitches began. The site launched with a review for Angel-Seeker by Sharon Shinn and for The Unsung Hero by Suzanne Brockmann. Zero plans and strategy beyond, “Let’s talk about romance fiction critically and enthusiastically,” and holy cow. We’re still here. Literally, every year when I file the annual reports and taxes and all that business business, I look around my office and think, “Yup, still here.” Still talking … Continue reading Happy 18th Anniversary, Smart Bitches!

Stuff You Should be Watching: The Traitors

When Sarah first told The Bitchery about the new US version of the British reality show The Traitors, I immediately thought it sounded too stressful for my taste. The Traitors has twenty contestants competing in a murder mystery game where a few of them are secretly Traitors, trying to eliminate the rest of the contestants and keep the prize money for themselves. They’re all trapped in a sprawling Scottish estate where they spend their days … Continue reading Stuff You Should be Watching: The Traitors

Cover Snark: Personal Ads for Mountains

Mountain Seeking Hero by Marley Michaels. A shirtless, hirsute man standing in a forest. There are some interesting crop circle shapes happening in his chest hair.

Hey all! It’s time for Cover Snark! From Melodie: Unfortunately the hero the mountain got was Three Nipple Man. Sarah: I see so many patterns. What do they MEAN? Tara: Is this man going to fuck a mountain? Sneezy: The mountain called. It asked him to please don’t. Amanda: What a strange personal ad title. Amanda: There’s a lot going on here and I’m not sure I like any of it. Though I’m not mad … Continue reading Cover Snark: Personal Ads for Mountains

Whatcha Reading? January 2023, Part Two

Christmas wooden mansion in mountains on snowfall winter day. Cozy chalet on ski resort near pine forest. Cottage of round timber with wooden balcony. Fir-trees covered with snow. Chimneys of stone.

It’s that time! Time for you to tell us what you’re reading! EllenM: After a long period of being totally bored by and sick of most historical romance, I’m suddenly finding myself enjoying it again! Just finished A Scandalous Kind of Duke by Mia Vincy which was delightfully full of pining and longing. I also may have stayed up way too late last night binging the first couple volumes of the manga series My Boss’s … Continue reading Whatcha Reading? January 2023, Part Two

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