While I was on the Book Tour of Much Bosom Heaving, one of the top questions I got wasn’t, to my surprise, “What is a cuntweasel? Is it a weasel made of cunt, or a weasel whose native habitat is a cunt, or a verb for a maneuver from a cunt that is exceptionally limber? Enlighten us, O Muse!” No, one of the questions people asked me most consistently was “Do you have a list … Continue reading Candy’s Favorite Romances: A Work in Progress
Bitchery Exchange Student Mads is an Aussie in France, and she needs le help! She is looking to build a reading list of bodice-rippingly-good saga romances for her reading pleasure. Recently I got the opportunity to become and exchange student in France- and voila, here I am. I’ve been in France for six weeks now and despite the freezing, disgusting weather (I’m Australian; this is my idea of hell. Well, this and that Hoff strippy, … Continue reading GS v. STA: Aussie in France Needs Epic Man-titty - STAT!
We asked the Bitchery for horrid versions of international translations of American romance. My, oh, my, did you oblige! So we present the first installment of International Cover Snark. Sarah: Heroine: I see zat we are on zee book by zee Jane Feather. What clever use of zee props! Do you sink zat your leetle feather is as big as thees feather I have? Hmm? Hero: Zut! I do not know! But my reflection in … Continue reading Snarque Internacionale!
