More Romance Mad Libs: My Kingdom for a Title and Tagline!

Remember those Mad Libs we ran last year? Yeah, it’s time for another one. Just a quick one, though–we’re only generating a title and its tagline. Maybe a more substantial one when the concept of Free Time doesn’t make me laugh weakly yet hysterically.

As always, copy and paste your brilliant results into the comments.

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Noun:

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Body part:

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  1. megan says:

    He threw up his meal when he saw her walking her dog. Now, can he stand her hairy leg? Find out in…
    Love’s Ugly Face.

  2. --E says:

    Sometimes it’s eerie how much these things work out:

    “He flew his left shoe when he saw her swive her pinky toe. Now, can he toddle her fuzzy skyscraper? Find out in…

    Love’s rousing airplane toilet.”

  3. DebR says:

    He skimmed his fish when he saw her push her earlobe. Now, can he stroke her slippery hat? Find out in…
    Love’s shiny bicycle.

  4. Robyn says:

    Rousing airplane toilet, I love it.  *snort*

    “He swallowed his monitor lizard when he saw her lounging her earlobe. Now, can he screech her colorful laundry? Find out in…

    Love’s diaphanous yacht.”

  5. Robin says:

    He decamped his bristsle when he saw her shake her scapula. Now, can he erode her swollen bobblehead? Find out in…

    Love’s decayed teepee.

  6. Rosemary says:

    Wow.  There’s something wrong with me.

    He ran his cell when he saw her cut her arm. Now, can he lick her salty lotion? Find out in…

    Love’s sticky horse.

  7. Firefly says:

    He spanked his corset when he saw her swing her throbbing manhood. Now, can he fuse her greasy battery? Find out in…
    Love’s sparkling handcuffs.

  8. SarahP says:

    Me and E with the toes!

    He gyrated his butterfly when he saw her extricate her toe. Now, can he vamoose her fluffy dandelion? Find out in…

    Love’s muscular coffin.

  9. Candy says:

    This is one I came up with while testing the script:

    He cackled his lutefisk when he saw her dance her uvula. Now, can he deep-fry the fuck out of her malicious cumdaddy? Find out in…

    Love’s Prickly Fart

  10. jmc says:

    He snogged his avocado when he saw her stroke her bellybutton. Now, can he grind her rotten banana? Find out in…

    Love’s empty fruitbowl.

  11. He wasted his fudge when he saw her listening her eyebrow. Now, can he twisting her silky chicken? Find out in…
    Love’s sticky rose.

  12. Sallyacious says:

    He shaved his horse when he saw her sledding her elbow. Now, can he snorkel her consistent picture frame? Find out in…

    Love’s diaphanous organ grinder.

  13. Sallyacious says:

    Robin – What are the odds that two people would pick the adjective diaphanous for their title section?

    On a blog for romance readers/writers, I suspect it’s not as unusual as in, say, the general population.

  14. I’m amused that only one person chose a naughty bit for the body part.

  15. Stef says:

    He blogged his iPod when he saw her cook her big toe. Now, can he crack her gnarly spyglass? Find out in…

    Love’s redundant bullshit.

  16. Candy says:

    Love’s redundant bullshit

    Nonono, Stef—we want fiction, here, not a documentary.

  17. JayP says:

    Not too tickled by the description, but I love my title!

    He jumped his chair when he saw her run her neck. Now, can he leap her blue wall? Find out in…
    Love’s juicy camera.

  18. April says:

    I was eating strawberry shortcake with my elbow propped on the arm of my chair when I filled in the blanks. Hence my result:

    He ate his strawberry when he saw her eat her elbow. Now, can he chew her sweet cake? Find out in…

    Love’s whipped cream.

  19. He Stoked his Ponytail when he saw her Slip her Toenail. Now, can he Drive her Lush Garage? Find out in…

    Love’s Tight Fur coat.

  20. Stef says:

    Tight Fur Coat….bwahahahahaha!!!!!!

  21. Aimee says:

    This is what I got:

    He irritated his candle when he saw her sing her legs. Now, can he sweep her hard Indian? Find out in…
    Love’s spectacular hangnail.

  22. kate r says:

    He scuppered his Pickle when he saw her yodel her pinky. Now, can he separate her stiff tennis racket? Find out in…

    Love’s splintered fondue.

  23. Miri says:

    He Ran his Highland when he saw her dripping her elbow. Now, can he groaning her happily bed? Find out in…

    Love’s shy Cowboy.

  24. Carrie Lofty says:

    He Flaunted his Rabbits when he saw her Dance her Eyes. Now, can he Shuffle her Sweet Strawberry? Find out in…

    Love’s Leafy Princess.

  25. Amy E says:

    He exfoliated his stool when he saw her expell her armpit. Now, can he twiddle her ubiquitous post-it note? Find out in…

    Love’s cheese-scented nipple hair.

  26. Amy E says:

    Dying with laughter here!  Love’s spectacular hangnail!  And is “swallowing his monitor lizard” what the kids are calling it these days?

    *howling with laughter*

  27. This is my favorite:
    Love’s splintered fondue.

    I am so writing a story called that.

  28. Spider says:

    He applauded his Queen when he saw her break her eyelash. Now, can he feed her merry octopus? Find out in…

    Love’s soldiery bough.

  29. melaniemiriam says:

    He decapitated his onion when he saw her bound her toenail. Now, can he prance her snotty lace? Find out in…
    Love’s windy gazebo.

  30. Sherwood says:

    He ravished his squeegee when he saw her flourish her man-titty. Now, can he pierce her heart-shattering mullet? Find out in…
    Love’s syntonic corsette.

  31. Sarah F. says:

    He trudged his sofa when he saw her flame her nose. Now, can he chew her slate pillow? Find out in…
    Love’s furry bone.

  32. summer says:

    Smart Bitch Madlibs: Titles Gone Wild!

    He rode his flower when he saw her run her snout. Now, can he strike her greasy daughter? Find out in…

    Love’s wet ass.

  33. fullofdevilment says:

    He shot his contest when he saw her cornered her lips. Now, can he smack her ginormous weenie? Find out in…

    Love’s green pig.

    First time here and I’m loving it!

    nancy

  34. sleeky says:

    He loved his onion when he saw her flip her nose. Now, can he mosey her frolicksome frock? Find out in…
    Love’s curly cheese.

  35. CatMcC says:

    He perished his Dog when he saw her love her elbow. Now, can he shoot her Grey Purse? Find out in…

    Love’s Silky Star.

  36. Love’s Wet Ass….the new scent from Love’s Baby Soft.

    It will totally outsell Musky Jasmine.

  37. Candy says:

    Love’s cheese-scented nipple hair

    Oh dear God, I can’t remember laughing that hard, ever.

    Amy E., you can twiddle my ubiquitous post-it note any time. Just…don’t let the boys know I let you do it.

  38. Suisan says:

    He galloped his corsair when he saw her smoosh her ear. Now, can he gallop her throaty gumdrop? Find out in…

    Love’s crispy bathing suit.

  39. I think I read Love’s Shy Cowboy.  A Harlequin, right?

    Honest, you guys crack me up.

  40. Angel says:

    He pumped his bosom when he saw her stroke her penis. Now, can he shucking her throbbing hotdog? Find out in…

    Love’s wet cowboy hat.

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