More madlibs! More fun! This title was inspired by an e-mail E.D’trix sent me. So you can place the blame for this mess squarely on her. Copy and paste your results in the comments. Share in the Mad Libs love. Jam together some nonsense syllables (capitalize the first letter): Animal that lives in the desert or the prairie: Body part: Body part: Pretend you’ve been hired to create a new retarded-kid-with-speech-impediment character for South Park. … Continue reading Romance Madlibs Round 2: Love’s Savage Buckskin →

I carry this big honking leather bag to and from work because it holds the phone, wallet, train tickets, MetroCard, umbrella – and book or magazine with no trouble zipping up over all that junk. The book/magazine part is key. I have a few bags that will hold a paperback, but the slighty-larger sized books (I can never remember which is trade and which is that other thing) or a magazine or catalog? Fuggedabahadit. So … Continue reading Gimme an E! →

Hey, kids, here’s a fun game for everyone: Love scene mad libs! First up is a scorching-hot Regency love story I’ve entitled “A Dark and Stormy Tryst.” Fill in the blanks, hit that button and have fun. Results will pop up in a new window; feel free to copy and paste your results in the comments. Breed of horse: Weather adjective: Brand of firearm: Verb, past tense: Verb, past tense: Somebody just stuck a stick … Continue reading Romance Mad Libs: A Dark and Stormy Tryst →