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Join Me for the Only Yarn in the Building MKAL

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Elyse Watches The Bachelor–S29 E3: Dog Booty

Elyse Watches The Bachelor with Kraken Rum and Coke

It’s Sunday here, which Muzzy says is intended for rotting in bed and/or on the sofa. She knows this job is important though, so she’s willing to trade that in to help me recap this show. She spent Valentine’s Day weekend with her Big Dumb Boyfriend, Fish.   We don’t waste any time this week: after a brief montage of the women lounging around the McMansion, we go straight into the group date. Grant and … Continue reading Elyse Watches The Bachelor–S29 E3: Dog Booty

Book Review

Variation by Rebecca Yarros

Variation is a tough book to review. On one hand, I found myself putting aside things that I needed to get done in order to keep reading it, but on the other, I found the frequent “surprise” reveals in the plot to be so frequent that sometimes they felt silly. This book starts off as a forbidden summer romance. The four Rousseau sisters vacation at their family summer house in Haven Cove every year, but … Continue reading Variation by Rebecca Yarros

Elyse Watches The Bachelor–S29 E2: This Mall Date is Like So Rad

Elyse Watches The Bachelor with Kraken Rum and Coke

It’s time for The Bachelor and Muzzy and I are tucked in to watch. We’re getting a LOT of snow today which means once this disaster of a show is over, it’s time to binge watch old episodes of ER and knit. On a side note, has anyone else starting watching The Pitt and gotten MAJOR ER vibes? I love it. Oh, Noah Wylie, one of my first TV crushes… [ed. note: I saw him in a restaurant … Continue reading Elyse Watches The Bachelor–S29 E2: This Mall Date is Like So Rad

Lady Whiskerdown’s Letters from the Cat Cafe Vol. 3

Lady Whiskerdown's Society Papers, with a silhouette of a cat in profile surrounded by an illustrated oval

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Elyse Watches The Bachelor–S29 E1: Grant

Elyse Watches The Bachelor with Kraken Rum and Coke

We’re almost at thirty seasons of this shit y’all. I remember back in the early days of The Bachelor when the The Bachelor had some kind of career or was like an actual prince of something, and wasn’t just someone recycled through the weird social media/influencer microcosm that this franchise has become. Anyway, my recap partner for this season is Muzzy. AKA Muzzarina Louise April Princess Scrembalina Dainty Toes. Muzzy originally came from a hoarding situation … Continue reading Elyse Watches The Bachelor–S29 E1: Grant

Book Review

Honeysuckle and Bone by Trisha Tobias

Maybe the best way to summarize how much I loved Honeysuckle and Bone is to say that once I finished it, I immediately started searching for more books by the author and was immensely disappointed there weren’t any. This is a classic Gothic thriller, but it does so much more with the tropes and themes of that genre that it stands out and makes for a truly memorable reading experience. Carina Marshall has never been … Continue reading Honeysuckle and Bone by Trisha Tobias

Book Review

The Lodge by Kayla Olson

The Lodge is a wintery romance, but it only works if you don’t think about it too much. I enjoyed the book but found the plot too unlikely. I couldn’t buy that the story could unfold the way it did. Alix Morgan is an entertainment journalist who just landed the job that is sure to launch her career–she’s going to ghost-write the memoir for former boy band turned solo artist Sebastian Green. Sebastian belonged to … Continue reading The Lodge by Kayla Olson

Letters from Lady Whiskerdown Holiday Edition

Lady Whiskerdown's Society Papers, with a silhouette of a cat in profile surrounded by an illustrated oval

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Book Review

Christmas with the Queen by Hazel Gaynor and Heather Webb

Christmas with the Queen is a cozy historical romance that would be perfect for fans of The Crown or anglophiles in general. The royal family are a backdrop to this romance, but it’s not about them directly. It’s also a blend of historical fiction and romance that I think will work for non-romance readers. The book alternates between VE Day in 1945, and the “present” day in the 1950’s. The book opens in 1952 with … Continue reading Christmas with the Queen by Hazel Gaynor and Heather Webb

Lady Whiskerdown’s Letters from the Cat Cafe: Vol 2

Lady Whiskerdown's Society Papers, with a silhouette of a cat in profile surrounded by an illustrated oval

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