Smart Bitches Dispensary & Bookshop

We’ll match your tastes in reading and in reefer so you have everything you need to create an epic Tree-BR

Announcing Smart Bitches Dispensary and Bookshop!
It’s Lit!

Yup, everything is a dumpster fire. Let us help you find great books and even greater bud to ease your mind, and your body. We’ve built a community-centered approach to cannabis, from growing our own strains to engaging with local and national cannabis justice programs.
We want you to have the best books & the best bud!
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Personalized Recs!

With the success of romance focused indie bookstores (yay!) including some with bars and cafes (double yay!) we wanted to join in the fun. We are the first to combine book recs and magic lettuce!
Our experts can pair your dragon romantasy with some magic dragon, match your contemporary rom com with some reefer kush, or select some sticky icky for your romantic mysteries.
But we’re not just romance. Herb with your horror? Sci-Fi and some space cake? Fantasy and some fire fattys? Green ganja goddess with your Gothics? The limit to our abilities does not exist.

Bespoke Strains

Cheetah Piss, Alaskan Thunderfuck, and Purple Urkle are all excellent strains, and we’ve developed our own product, too - specifically for romance readers!
Happily Ever After Flower: a sublime indica that promotes restful relaxation while reading
Danger Boner Devil’s Lettuce: a long lasting, determined sativa that just keeps going and going
Ganja Grumpy and Sunshine Stash: a balanced hybrid of stimulation and tranquility
We offer pre-rolls, flower, edibles, tinctures, topicals, and distillates, too. We’ll have daily deals posted on our Broccoli on Sale page, plus special rewards for repeat customers!

Community Support

Whether you’re cracking the spine of a new book while firing up some jazz cabbage, or hosting a puzzle night with cocktails and catnip (human and cat varietals available), our space is yours.
We also offer free meeting spaces for local organizations and individuals advocating for cannabis justice. Did you know that the US spends $47 Billion dollars annually on the ‘war on drugs,’ with over 15 million people arrested for marijuana offenses in the past two decades? Meanwhile, US cannabis sales for adult use and medical use totaled $31 billion in 2024 alone.
Visit Last Prisoner Project to find out how you can fight criminal injustice.

(Statistics from Last Prisoner Project and Whitney Economics)

Visit us soon at the Smart Bitches Dispensary and Bookshop →

Romance + Reefer?

It’s gonna be LIT.

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