CRYPTO!

✔Instead of an algorithmic stablecoin, we offer hot algorithmic stablehands, in alpha versions! That’s right, anti-fragile hero coins with full emotional fluency!

✔We have romance-focused seed phrases for your deterministic hot wallet.

✔You never need to worry about the taint with BitchCoin. Not at all. (Unless you want to.)

✔Our forks have been upgraded to the latest protocols, so we have The Hardest Hard Forks. TURGID Forks.

MINING

How do you mine BitchCoin? Simple: reading! Forget blockchain - we use BookChain!

Current romances, vintage editions, ebooks past and present,old skool paperbacks with fragile paper? Perfect.

Start reading and watch your balance increase!

NFTs!

Do you offer NFTs? Non Fuckable Tokens?

Yes, yes, we do.

What about BTMs? Bitch ATMS?

Yes. You can use them to buy BITCHCOIN and also books in all formats.

And don’t worry about environmental impact! Other firms may offer composable tokens

But BITCHCOIN is the first compostable token! Use it to grow giant cucumbers or eggplants!

Our bookstore-chain agnostic, fully scalable, and secure interoperability hot methodology protocol is ready

Order Now!

We put the FUN in Fungible!

Announcing BITCHCOIN!

A digital representation of everything fabulous about SBTB in the latest trend in currency.

We’re harnessing the power of BookChain for our own crypto.

We want to be your BTP: your BITCHCOIN TRUE PAIRING.